[STORY] The Villa (+19) (episode 1-19)


EPISODE 1

Just got admission to study Mathematics in the better by far university of ilorin. As a lagos boy, I believed I had nothing to learn as the streets had taught me all I need to know, how wrong I was.
Landed in ilorin, and fortunately or unfortunately as the case could be I was stranded. My guys had not returned to school albeit they were in the polytechnic, so their school calender was different.
Lesson one, the streets don’t teach you about school calender.
Well, like the saying goes, every disappointment is a blessing in disguise, I decided to make a good use of my misfortune. I placed a call to my friend from lag, Bisola by name.

Let me tell you about Bisola a little, you know those girls always trying to form sophisticated, as in those gettho girls trying to form posh, exactly. Girls who speaks as if their throat had been super glued only leaving a little opening for speech to come out. That’s not all, you remember those girls that usually shoot their b0s0m forward when the walk around? And as a effect of that their butt0ckz shoot backwards to give their back one kind of C-shape? She was one of them, the only different is that while most of such girls have an African Star Apple kind of b0s0m we call it Agbalumo on the streets, Bisola has a semi cossy orjiakor type, she was gifted.
She was quiet tall for a lady, not too good looking but not bad. Like we say on the streets, she was just there
Okay enough about one person, let me go back to the main story.
Errrm where was I sef?
So I called Bisola with my Bird flip phone, that phone was tech and bad back then, I think it had a blue face and that moment when it rings and u flip it open before you pick, no better feeling that that, you feel like a boss.

     

 

Told Bisola that have just arrived and am kind of bored where I was and I won’t mind coming to chill at her place. She gave me the address and the description, it wasn’t really far from where I was, so I told her I will be there in thirty minutes.
Well I got to the address Bisola gave and then called her line to come get me, she came out, we hugged, did I mention that I love hugging her?
Well I do. She took me to where she stays and then I learnt lesson number two that the streets forgot to teach me.
Lesson two: a leopard can change its skin
Bisola a lead choirister in church, so gentle and easy going was leaving in the midst of five boys as in 5 men. Hmmmm, wonders they say never ends. Well my church mind told me she was just staying there until she will finish her registeration and then move to the hostel, sincerely I believed my church mind.

After all the welcoming and greetings, we sat in front of the building, can you imagine she couldn’t even let me into the house, maybe its was her over forming that was falling her hand.
Bad as it may, her predicament was better than mine, at least she stays somewhere, here I am not knowing where I will lay my head, well that makes me a disciple of Jesus, you know the bible said ‘the son of man had no place to lay his head’. Did I tell you am a pastor’s son? Yeah you heard me right, my dad is a pastor. Forget all thoes streets have been talking about ooo, I am a pastor in the making and have been since over 20 years ago, I am one for the future.
I decided to let Bisola in on my situation, she told me there was no space left in their room, it was just a room and they are six in the room already.
In my mind I was like ‘half a dozen’ * iya n je boys* (boys are suffering). Well growing up there was a sandal called *iya n je boys* errm that’s a story for another day.

While we were discussing one of Bisola’s roomie joined us, he was introduced to me as Acme, he was the LandLord, or should I call him the Room Lord. Acme heard of my predicament, and he suggested I could stay with them. I was so elated and thanked him a lot. Acme offered me to join the guy in their already prepared meal, as a lagos boy now, I don’t slack with food, I didn’t even remember I was a stranger I just joined in eating the communion.

After eating I told I was formally introduced to the rest of the guys, luckily for me, we all came from the same area in Lagos except for Acme and TJ. TJ was an Alfa, he went to a school in Agege, I think it was Sheikh Adam’s school, he called it *morikas*(please I can’t seem to get the spelling) , he was there for eight good years learning arabic and the holy Quran. But after all the 8years here was he trying to write IJMB with old age.

Then there was Kzee, Abbey and Ismail. We all chatted a little before I decide to go and get my bag before nightfall. I was escorted out of the building and wen I got to about 10metres away from the building, I looked back and there it was, guess…………….. The name of the building written boldly as THE VILLA.

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episode 2

The Villa is located at Oko Erin off Taiwo Road in Ilorin. History had it that it was a slaughter slab in those days when Unilorin was majorly at the mini-campus, before the sacking of the 49 lecturers and before Unilorin stopped having a SUG. It was the home of strongmen.
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It was some 200 metres away from the main road and it was borderd by a carnal on the south, an uncompleted two story building on the west, a mini farm on the east and a bush path to the north.
Back to the story.
I got my bag and returned to the villa, I was given a little orientation about registration and school before we slept. Now sleeping was an ish.

We had two beds in the room, one large size Mouka foam and a small hostel size bed. The beds were placed side by side. Two people sleep on the big bed, while the rest place their head on the big bed and their bodies on the small one with legs dangling on the rug. Acme and Bisola slept on the bed, well my church mind said it was because he owns the room and she’s the only lady, as usual, I believed my church mind.
Next morning we all left for school, it was a cold morning with fog everywhere. Got to school did my clearance but had to rush back to the villa cause I had to travel back to lagos that same day. If you have read Cancer a true life story you should know why I had to go back home.

I got to the villa, to our door precisely and some voices from within stopped me from opening, it was a lady screaming at the top of her voice: yeeeeeee, ori iya mi oooo (my mothers head) obo mi ti ya ooo (my p—y is torn), egba mi ooo, o fe pami ooo (please help me, he wants to kill me) please faster, faster. When I heard the last statement I almost laughed out loud, here was a lady crying for help and yet saying faster. When the streets always say ladies don’t know what they want, it was right after all.

I had to chill outside for some minutes, till TJ came back, he asked why I was outside, told him I just arrived, immediately he knew there was a match being played on the field. He walked through the passage singing Tony Tetuila you don hit my car on top of his lungs. Two minutes later, Acme came out and met us outside.
Acme: baba shey e never tey wey una come.
Me: at all, I just land two minutes ago
Tj: we don dey hear since 30minutes ago, you be machine oooo, una no even fit dey play music to cover una sound.
Acme: boss no vex, and no be say we really do anything ooo, we just they play around the room ni hence the noise you heard
TJ: acme, shey you see tribal mark for my face abi
Me: bosses, I need to get my bag inside, am off to lagos
Acme: hope all is well
Me: yeah, just forgot some documents at home ni
Acme: wait let me go in first and I will signal to you to come in
Me: you want to arrange the place u guys scattered when you were running around the room bah?
We both laughed and few seconds later I got the signal to move in.

I met a beautiful, brief black lady inside the room, she was well endowed on the upper region, and her butt0ckz was well rounded, to say the least, she was beautiful, she was introduced to me as KB, you know when a short lady is endowed in every area, she looks shorter. Yeah that was KB. I really didn’t have time to access her, I just took my bags and left.
I returned from Lagos, to resumed fully and here is where the sexcapades begin.

Happy Democracy Day Nigeria. We pray this new administration lead us to the promised land.
Got back to ilorin on a sunny afternoon, just past 2pm. Got chilled pure water and garri to step it down, I got to the lodge and met the shock of my life, was it really a shock? Well, I opened the door and met Bisola on Acme ramming him like no man’s business. I quickly moved back without turning around.
*Omo which kain tin be dis* I taught to myself, see as I just use my blues spoil people reggae this afternoon.

Sitting outside, Halima a neighbour’s daughter came back from school.
Halima was on a hijab up to her b0s0m level but that didn’t stop me from noticing the dunlop elite she carried. She was fair, chubby and beautiful, I mean very beautiful.

Halima was an SS2 students of girls school Oko-Erin, but hey, she was more matured than a final year university student. I decided to ask halima for a bowl and spoon to consume my garri, she brought the bowl and asked me to sit in their sitting room while I wait for my friends to finish. I sat there, within minutes Halima had changed to a short gown, infact it was a provocative short gown. She sat opposite me, seating carelessly, well, I tried to drink my garri in peace, but this thing opposite me had taken the peace away, I was restless. I kept my gaze on her face level while she tried to start a conversion.
Halima: bros, you are the one I saw with sister Bisola the other night
Me: yes ooo, na me
Halima: have u called her to know you are here
Me: well, I don’t need to call her cos I stay here now
Halima: really?
Me: yes

By this time halima’s laps were as wide as the parted red sea and my gaze left her face level without notice to her knee level, halima was wearing a silky blue p@nt, from afar I could see that the region was swollen. My JT was responding to what I was seeing and I had forgotten that we were having a discussion. I was brought back to reality when she shouted bros again
Me: yea, sorry I was lost in taught *trying to form serious*
Halima: *obviously aware of what was happening* just smiled and asked what I was thinking
Me: about school and everything
Halima: by the way, what’s your name
Me: am tee
Halima: so I will be calling you Tee baba
Me: no problem if that’s good for you.

While we were discussing, Acme walked in and we shook hand, he then said we should go into the room. We got to the room and Bisola was no where to be found, so I asked
Me: baba where Bisola now
Acme: she’s gone
Me: gone to where?
Acme: didn’t she tell you? She moved out some days after you travelled. She just came to pick some of her things that are left
Me: somethings like you abi
Acme: well, if u say so
Me: so u guys are dating abi
Acme: date fire, we are not ooo. It was when she came for Post UME that I tried my luck with her ooo, and since then we have been shining each others congo
Me: hmmmmm
Acme: shey una two dey date ni
Me: at all ooo, she just a friend from church and it was even admission that brought us closer
Acme: but has I dey reason am, e be like say you wan sample the girl
Me: I will if I get the chance ooo.

The conversation continues indefinitely.
That was the last time I saw Bisola till the semester ended, we do talk on fone but she avoided me like a plague.

Later in the evening, Acme showed me another phase of dynamism..

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Later in the evening, it was a full house, I and Acme had decided to keep what I saw a secret, so it was. After dinner we were having discussions when I raised the Halima’s issue.
Me: guys abeg, that young girl called halima, like how old is she sef?
TJ: oni bara e n bole bo ( your beggar is about turning to a thief)
Me: haaaa, forget that, I have no negative intentions ooo, its just that this afternoon I saw her in a school uniform but she looks older than the average student
Acme: well she’s just 14 years
Me: really? Wetin she dey chop
Kzee: I have been trying to corner her sef
Abbey: bros Kzee, is she not too young for you? Ou guys no am the youngest in this room, so please leave the young one for the young man
We all clapped for Abbey and is great presentation then kzee continued
Kzee: you know you two would be too young for each other, she needs a mature hand to guide her through this young adolescence stage, and that’s where my experience comes in handy
Abbey: but bros you know I know your girlfriend of seven years, do you want to cheat on her? Even if you are to cheat, is it with his tiny girl.

Please leave her for me oooo
Acme: guys, anyone can have her, but please let’s have it in mind that her mum has been wonderful to us, she brings food for us almost every night, sometimes she allow us sleep in her sitting room due to our congestion, so please whatever the case may be, don’t let her mother know.
Kzee: I understand, if I corner her now, we would be having more food from their side.
While we were still talking, KB walked in, I tried to check my time and it was past 9pm. We all excused her and Acme to sit in Halima’s sitting room
Me: ismail, she this babe wan sleep here ni? Or shey na around she dey stay
Ismail: she fit sleep na, na today? She usually sleep here when she feels like
We then switched the discussion to football, Ismail was an Arsenal fan with Abbey, Kzee and Acme are both chelsea fan while I am a manchester united fan, TJ is clubless.

It was past ten so we all decided to go in and sleep, cos it seems Halima and her sister rukky will be sleeping in the sitting room.
Acme and KB took the big bed, with Acme sleeping close to the wall so KB was sleeping close to where we were to put our heads. We sq££zed ourselves to the small hostel size bed and we haven’t slept for long when we started hearing whispers from the big bed. Well at first I taught I was the only one hearing this but I saw Kzee also running his eyes through and fro and our eyes met but we remained silent. This was what we heard
Acme: Kb move closer now
KB: please leave me like this am tired
Acme: just move ur butt0ckz close
Kb: what are you even trying to do, leave my wrapper joor
Acme: you are raising your voice na
Kb: you too leave me alone. Stop don’t off my
p@nt ooo
Acme: your shakara to much joor, just move closer
KB: acme I don’t have the strength for this tonight
Acme: don’t worry, u don’t need to stress yourself, just let me do the job.

The next thing we heard was the bed moving, Kb had loosed her wrapper making he butt0ckz to face Acme, and Acme the sharp guy had penetrated her from behind.
Acme was hitting her hard cos I could hear the sound his body was making with her butt0ckz, but Kb was neither shaking nor making a sound she was just there like a log of wood.
At this point I became restless, sleep had vanished and my eyes were too clear, to make matter worse I became tensed and had to use the toilet, but how I go take stand up for this situation.

I was just there forming snoring and kzee was tapping me at interval to let me know he was watching the live mojo, cause from the angle he slept he could see some part of the bed.
After about 30 minutes, the movement stopped, so I stood up, took my phone, when to the toilet and placed a call to my babe in lagos, you know then extra cool was the best package for any student.

I tried talking dirty with my babe, but she wasn’t in the mood for that, she left me hanging saying she was feeling sleepy, chai I don suffer.
Went back inside closed my eyes firmly and before I knew it, I was off to dreamland.

By 5am we all do wake up, cause all my room mates where muslim and they have to pray early, but on this fateful morning, Acme was the first to wake up, he quickly dashed to the bathroom for his ‘janaba’. Janaba is a special kind of cleansing bath usually done after Sekxual intercourse. After the prayers, we all went to the farm beside our house to play football, KB was home preparing the meal for the day. After the game, we returned home and Kb said she was leaving, Acme escorted her.
When Acme returned, the following discussion enthused

Kzee: baba welldone ooo
Acme: thank you
Kzee: how was it?
Acme: what?
Kzee: nothing ooooo, don’t worry
Me: oga, you really slept well yesternight oooo
Acme: because of Kb? She can’t even disturb my sleep, I was really tired that yesterday
Me: I can imagine
TJ: is it the first time Kb is sleeping here or why are you guys getting over your head with that
Kzee: this is not the first time ooo, but if you had not slept like a golgi body or a log of wood, you would have know that yesterday was a first.
Me: but how can you guys sleep that night
Abbey: why won’t we sleep? What are you guys really driving at
Acme: don’t mind them jare
Me: why will they mind us before when you were busy ramming someone from behind without minding that we put our head and creator on that same bed
TJ: its a lie, it can’t be true, don’t tell me I missed something has eventful has that
Kzee: oga you missed more than that, this guy almost tear the p—y but the girl sef no even shake, she tanda gidigba for the guy.
Me: my guy was just over working himself and the lady just dey read newspaper for her dream.
We all laughed
Tj: but Acme, this frustration had to stop oooo
Acme: if you are frustrated, go do your own na
Me: you know say me I new here that’s why I was watching how things dey go, but as I have understand that we all are freemen, then we go dey frustrate ourselves the go be that
Abbey: na true na, make me first use Halima break record
Kzee: abbey, you know say your dad handed you over to me from lag, don’t let me be the same person that will break your head ooo, leave Halima alone
Me: why will you ask him to leave her alone, make everyone play his game well and then its lucky for the winner.
Acme: after all said and done, ladies and gentlemen of Spooky Island, let the competition begins and at the end of the semester we will all have our score cards and reports.
No wahala we all chorused.
At this point, hell hath been let loose and the son of men were ready to out do the other for the devil’s price.

So far, Acme is leading but the table is just about to turn.

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The next week was filled with gist about potential girlfriends, we all were on the hunt and some progress was being made.
Abbey was the first to make a headway with a girl called Jane. Jane was a SS3 student . Jane was ok, very lively and respectful, but has Abbey would find out she wasn’t respectful to his d!ckk.
One lovely evening Jane decided to pay Abbey a visit, it was a full house that evening, she was interrogated by the house and truly, she didn’t disappoint. She also helped us in cooking that night.
We were about leaving the room when she said she wanted to leave to Abbey’s disappointment. We tried to persuade her to stay but little did we know that she had a plan.

Abbey escorted her and didn’t return for almost two hours, he came and gave us details of his exploit, he said
‘When we got to that public toilet area, under the big tree, jane just drew me close and placed a kiss on my lips, I was surprised at first, I looked around to see that the area was secluded. I didn’t need a second invitation I just took control of her lips, there were so soft and her breath was a sweet smelling savour, while I was busy kissing, jane had found her way to my trousers, she unzipped it and was stroking my JT.

I paused, looked around and found a better place where we could continue the ministry cause my legs were tired of standing. I found a wall close by, and I leaned on it while she continued probing and rubbing my JT, I reciprocated by squeezing her b0s0m, men those melons were strong, like it has never been pressed before, my hands on her b0s0m sent s£nsat!on to her system cause she became aggressive in the act of JT squeezing, and it seems she want to remove my JT from its hook on my body. At this point the pleasure had disappeared so I had to stop her. I stopped her and the next thing she did shocked me the most, she went down on her knees and dip my JT into her mouth. I was in paradise, I saw angel Gabriel telling me to come into the glory of my lord, I was about entering paradise when I heard her say please don’t come in my mouth oooo, this one you are doing like an epileptic patient. Then I discovered that I was Approaching already, she stood up buttoned her top and told me to get going. I was week and couldn’t move, then I asked her when we will complete what we started, she told me Never.
Abbey finished his narration and we all hailed him, shouting, singing and praising his exploit.
Kzee: well we have no proof that what you are saying is true, so we can’t count this has a point
Me: its true ooo, he may just be making tins up jare
TJ: any match not played in this room is counted as a loss, so no point for you
We all laughed and mocked Abbey that he should stop lying.
Abbey was obviously angry, but he vowed to show us proof even in the room the next time he has a match.
Little did we know what Abbey meant has proof was…

I wasn’t doing badly myself, but my hunting had not yielded any good fruit. The first girl I tried to chyke only asked me two questions and that was the end, the conversation went thus
Me: hello babe
Babe: hi
Me: you looked great from afar so I just said I should view your beauty up close and personal
Babe: hmmmmmm
Me: my name is tee, what’s yours?
Babe: am Ruka, but what did you say your name was again
Me: tee
Ruka: what’s your real name
Me: that’s my name
Ruka: you are not a muslim abi
Me: yes am a christian
Ruka: sorry it can’t work
Me: what can’t work
Ruka: don’t disturb yourself, it can’t work I say
Me: ruka, I don’t know what you are talking about ooo, but all the same, nice meeting you.
I just respect myself and find my way home peacefully. So I decided to name my self Luqman whenever a lady ask for my name again.

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Three days later, Abbey eventually got Jane home, he already told us she was coming so we all sat at Halima’s parlour. She did come and they were inside for more than one hour. Immediately they went out of the room we all rushed in. We got in to meet the bed neatly la!d, the room was smelling very nice and there was no trace of panshing happening. We couldn’t wait to mock Abbey again.

While waiting, Acme decided to pray cause it was 7pm already, after is abolition, he arrange the praying mat that was usually close to the edge of the bed, and to his greatest surprise, his hand packed a handful of sticky substance, he tried checking again before he screamed AWUSUBUILLIAH.

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Acme shouted Awusubuilia, we asked him what was wrong he only said we should come closer and see, Kzee went close and confirmed it was semens. It wasn’t funny anymore, how could you had fun to the extent of desecreating the mosque. We all waited keenly for Abbey to return. Abbey didn’t return after two hours, so we decided to chill out till he returns
We usually hang out with some friends on the main road, we call the place POINT
Point was an open space, you know that kind of place where jobless youth seat, when one of their friend own a business center, and other guys from the community usually join us, we had two major bad Ilorin guys has friends at point,Flo and Jboy, we usually go to point in the evening when everyone gets bored, the way point was located, you will have to go through point before getting to our lodge, so sometimes when we are returning from school, we don’t bother to go home but chill at point till later in the nite.
We where at point on this fateful day when a beautiful black slim lady with an average backside and an oversized breas*t which makes me wonder how are slim figure could carry such massive load walked pass us
KC: iru ki le le yi ……(Wot sort of a load is dis)
Acme: ounje omo yi o wa poju? …….( Is dis
baby’s food not too much)
Me: Blood of chisos
Flo: this one pass blood of chisos na blood
of god
Jb: omo this girl just dey fine dey go ni ooo
Acme: abeg who be dat babe
JB: her name is Aisha, she lives down the street
Kc: abeg I need her 411
Acme: lai lai na me first ask about her
TJ: please u all should just leave her for me ooo
Rasak: shey na Aisha una see una wan start fight, if una come see ha sister nko
Acme: she ha sister dey badder than dis ni?
JB: her sister’s milk factory is twice of her’s and her backside na dieeee
Me: guy if na play make you stop am, if her sister’s b0s0m is twice of this then that one don commot for b0s0m, it must be a ballon
Acme: abeg dat one go wan suffocate person ooo
While we were still talking Aisha walked
pass us again and dis time JB stopped her
JB: Aisha come over na *she walks towards us*
Aisha: good evening everyone
All: good evening sweetheart, honey, dear
Aisha: Laughing, shey na me get all those names
Kc: yes ooo, u are worth more than all those names
JB: lemme talk to u privately for a minute
They both walked away and seconds later
JB called Kc and left him talking to Aisha.
Jb walked back to us and Acme was furious
Acme: shebi na me say I want the babe
Jb: baba calm down now, u no say dis guys are still fresh, u don chop tire na
Me: Acme na wah for you ooo, you wan kill yourself by yourself ni?
Tj: Acme u too like woman, op say no be where u take come u go take go sha
Acme: your father, how many have I done?
Me: infact you are still a virgin
Kc came back and told us Aisha will be visiting early tomorrow morning before going to work
Me: tomorrow morning ke?
Tj: which kain package be dat
kc explained to us that she said the only time
she have is morning and maybe when
coming back from work in the evening.

I decide to ask razak for help, I told him am babe starved in ilorin since it seems he is always at the junction and see’s all that passes. I then narrated my ordeal in the hand of Ruka to the house, we all laughed and Rasak promised to give me a kogi babe when next we show, I promised him we will show the next day.
Flo then asked about Halima and seriously, the whole house went silence, we told him its a free world and he could come for her if he feels like, he asked for her phone number, we all lied that we don’t have.

The next morning,
Knock, knock, knock
Kc: who’s there
Aisha: its me Aisha
Quickly we jumped off the bed, it just quarter to seven, we were all still sleeping, and the house was kinda messy, we quickly arrange ourselves and after like 45 seconds
Kc: u can coming
Aisha: good morning everyone, hope I didn’t wake u all
Me: yes u did ooo ( smilling)
Aisha: heya sorry about dat, but that shows u guys are lazy oooo
TJ: see insult inside our room ooooo, I will
leave u to kc to discipline u
Aisha: its not an insult na ( laughing)
*which kain wahala be dis for dis cold
weather na*, we all took our toothbrushes,
paste, sponge, buckets clothes and shoes
and left the room to the passage.
It was past eight and Aisha finally came out, we all ran out of the passage so has not to be noticed, immediately they stepped out of the compound we all ran straight to the room to see the effect of the visit and unsurprisingly, we were not
disappointed.

When Kc came back we all hailed him for his conquest and ask him to give details
Kc: omo dat bobby big pass as we think
ooo, na when I comot cloth for masquerade face na hin I know say na meat wey strong be nama, my dear d girl is a fu-Cklicant.
I was even trying to form talking things before the girl tell me say she has less than 30mins and she’s feeling the effect of the harmathan, na so she get down to business kissing my mouth not minding say I never brush
Me: iyanma, eewww,disgusting
Kc continued, na so I comot the top and she just open ha bra for me, na so I bury my head for the two big balls ooo sU-Cking the tips of one and rolling my fingers on the other, by now my Jt has found it way out of my boxer and she was scrubbing it very hard with ha palms ,I felt so
uncomfortable, ha hand be like person wey dey walk for sawmil, so I tried to change position but she held my head down on a b0s0m
Next thing I know is she asking me to lie down and immediately put my dic*k in her mouth,it felt so good and warm, well she was a mastersU-Cker
Acme: *cuts in* oga e don do we dey go
school
All: why e go stop na, oga continue joor
Kc: na wetin we go see una for be dat,
ashewos
TJ: at least for ilorin we all still be virgin, na u don disvirgin today so na u b d ashawo
Kc: shebi Abbey don disvirgin yesterday, errm where I stop sef
Me: oga continue joor abi wetin u dey feel
like sef, by the way Abbey no even give us the gist of yesterday
Kc: to cut the long story short sha, na so she comot Mr Kc for mouth and before I could notice what was coming, I felt a warm s£nsat!on and something just gripped my JT, I opened my eyes to see her sitting on my JT, omo if u see speed wey I take push her away, she was about saying sumfin when she saw me bringing out my CD, she just smiled took the Cd from me and placed it where it belong and went back to business
Me: oga e don do, I don dey late for school
Tj: cutting the story short una sha straff abi
Kc: you know what they call short but
effective, that’s what she gave me this
morning, that a very good tonic for the day. I can say we straffed cause na she straff me, she was riding me and was singing some cordinated tunes at the same time, I tried raising my head to sU-Ck her b0s0m, she just pushed me back to the bed, then she stood up and turned her back on me and continue riding, I was just watching her waist dancing away, one is a while she will stop going up and down and twist her waist and the rolled it around almost like she wants to cut my diick off, it was a sweet-paining experience for me, moments later I could feel my body gripping but I didn’t want this to end quickly so I told her its my turn. She stood up and la!d on the bed waiting for me to lunch into the deep, but I was trying to delay so that I could last longer. I told her to turn around that I prefer the d—-e style, she obliged, I examined the black snail in front of me, it was quiet meaty and soaked, I dipped a finger in it to tease her a bit, she just told me to please stop and put in my JT that time was not on our side for all those, all I said was yes ma

I placed JT at the entrance of her V and with the speed of light she jerked backwards to force my JT in straight away, the p—y was well lubricated by her wetness so my JT slide in with ease, I was going slowly at first only to see that she was thrusting faster than me, well I decided to match a pace for pace, I was fvcking her as hard as I could and then she started farting , I taught my ears were decieveing me until I heard the same sound again, she was now speaking gibberish, she was no more on her knees but lying on he b0s0m I didn’t even mind her pleas, I was fvcking her away in reckless abandon, I was about to come again, I quickly withdraw, then I raised one of her legs while she was still face down and entered her again from the side, due to the less space, the friction was more and my JT was hitting the spot or so I taught cause all I could here I say is I love u, I love u. Those words sensed shivers to my body as I lost control and was just fvcking away, in few minutes I splashed my Pour into the rubber or so I taught.
She lay spent on the bed while I removed my JT only to find out that my JT was wearing a trouser, the CD burst.
We all screamed yeeeeeeeee

Me: wetin the girl come do

Kzee: she just shrug it of and said she enjoyed herself that I shouldn’t worry that she knows how to take care o herself, that she will only need to do HIV test later. I just frowned at her that was she saying am positive, she said no oooo and wanted to continue but on seeing the seriousness on my face, she said she was only joking oooo

Tj: guy you don become a father be that oooo
Kzee: you dey craze, na so dem dey born
Acme: we thank god that you didn’t pour on the Holy Quran ooo
We all laughed
Kzee: tee, na you and TJ remain ooo, shebi you know say ismail no too dey stay here again
Me: oga park well joor, I go show una skills sef, make rasak just show me the kogi babe wey he talk first.
Acme: well, at this junction KC is leading
we all by 5 points,followed by Abbey with 3 points, the deduction for Abbey was due to his misbehaviour, let’s see who will carry the league at the end of the season
Abbey: no wahala, am still gamed
Tj: u know say me I be Alfa, I no dey ooo
Acme: u? Sheu anisau ( chief of woman affair)
Me: u be alfa and u dey hear toto gist early in the morning
.
Acme: abeg make I dey go, see u all in the evening
Me: abeg make una quick come so we go enter point tonight ooo
All: ashawo oshi.

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episode 6

We all got back early from school to meet Acme with a very young pretty lady, she was fair, tall, slim with an average size b0s0m and a moderate butt0ckz to match, her name was TY, history will call her Acme’s nemesis. Before hand Acme had told us about a girl that has capitivated him and captured his heart, we all joke that he had no heart to be captured. Truly, Acme was in love with Ty but as funny as life is, TY was not that into him, Acme calls Ty regularly during extra cool hours, but he usually end the call with a sad face, he will place his head close to the speaker of his home thearter listing to Brandy’s I am nothing while making the call.
We will hear more of Ty story later but for now, when TY left, Acme wasn’t in a good mood, I was being moody myself due to what I saw in school to so I had no time to console anyone.
Abbey and Tj mocked Acme about his unachieveable love and after a while he cheered up and said
Acme: oya make we enter point
Me: you guys should go, I don’t think I will be going
Acme: wetin happen na, you wey dem wan give babe
Me: bros am not just in the mood tonight
TJ: guy where your mood go now? You no
dey mood for this, u no dey mood for that,
talk true abi u dey fear to follow the kogi
babe yarn ni?
Me: fear ke, she be Dangote pikin?
Kc: oya sha let’s go, we no fit leave you alone for house
We got to point with flo and Jb already seated
Rasak: tee, lest I forget, I don follow the
babe talk, she don gree to see you, she say
make I come call her when u come.
That brought another round of screaming
and hailing for rasak
Me: thanks jare, but I don’t think I will
meet her today, am not just in the mood
maybe tomorrow.
Acme: olobe ni guy yi sha ( this guy na dulling ooo)
Kc: ashe o ti e le, enu lasan lo ni ( you only brag, u have no action)
While they were still yabbing, a girl walked
out from the building behind us
Rasak: tee na she be that ooo
We all turn around to see my upcoming chick
Acme: where she dey na
Rasak: na she be that for the gutter side
Me: this one??
We all couldn’t help but laugh
Me: but Rasak this is not funny ooo, wetin I do u now?
Kc: shey na because this guy slim na hin
make u bring Fernando Flatscreeno for am
At the sound of ‘Fernando Flatscreeno’ we
all couldn’t control our laughter. To be
candid the babe was a real flat screen, no
offshore no onshore, nothing to dicotomise, how can I be a slim guy and yet be yanshing a skinny girl, its a case of terminator fighting ironman, if she was just skinny it would have been better but it seems god was angry when he was creating her of the mud used on her were expired mud cause d–n!!! She was ugly
Flo: but Rasak u wicked ooo, I was thinking it was her sister u wan dash this guy before
Acme: omo, when two bones meet, one go bend for the other ni ooo
TJ: I sure say na tee go bend for this one
oooo, cos I hear say kogi babes na die
Me: am not even interested not to even talk of bending
Acme: but tee, it won’t be fair if you just
abandon the babe like that ooo, what do u
want Rasak to tell her
Me: so it was fair when Razak deem it fit to dash me a dehumanized lady, Anything he like make he tell her jare,
Rasak: but tee, that’s too much now, dehumanized ke? Ok, tee no vex, but please just
follow her talk today and find wey to just
discharge her, she don dey wahala me
since morning abeg
Me: how she no go wahala u, when she had been S£x starved, who go dey follow dis kain babe, she even come hear say na university guy ow she no go wan die there
Razak: abeg na please
Me: ok sha, but u owe me one ooo
Rasak: no wahala
Kc: oko Fernando Flatscreeno
Me: na u sabi.

All this while the babe was still standing
close to the gutter until Rasak walked over
to her and signal me to join him. We got
talking and to make the matter worse, she was stark illiterate. *double wahala for dead body* she lead me into her compound and we sat at a secluded place at the back of the compound.
She told me she is a hairdresser and she’s planning to have her own shop, she also said rasak has told her all about me and that she had accepted only for her to confirm from me.
*chai, I don die ooo*
FF: u dint even ask for my name
Me: *abeg your name is inconsequential*
oh sorry rasak already told me, but I would
be calling u beauty cos u are very beautiful
*yimu* *the truth is I don’t even know her
name*
FF: *blushing* u are fine also
Me: thanks. *even me know say I no fine but for your side I be Mr Nairaland*
Next thing, FF just moved close to me and
rest her head on my shoulder
Me: *which kain wahala be this na* one mind was telling me to push her head away, but the ‘lords mind’ in me told me to take this one chance, just do and forget u ever met.
But how I go manage to do this I wondered, will I close my eyes and just insert my JT without looking at the face, or would I cover the face with a pillow and just bang away? I was still thinking on what to do when I noticed that my hand had found its way to her back massaging it.
Me: *this hand go put me for trouble one
day*.

Ff responded swiftly and brought her lips close to mine, at first I felt irritated and was moving my heads backwards, all of a sudden her lips met mine, I dint respond both slowly she worked her way to my tongue. D–n she was a good kisser and she had this wonderful scent and her breath was d–n fresh. She brushed my upperlips, then sU-Cked it a little before going to the lower lips, she did all this without her tongue or mine meeting, seriously she was good, she took turns on both lips and the she did the tongue.

At this junction all the resistance left in me was broken and we where kissing like no man’s business, I got in the groove and moved my hand down to her b0s0m, then was I brought back to my senses cos the place was has dry has a firewood. She noticed my loss of momentum and right there she removed her top totally, I was
shocked and I tried to look around but the
place was has silent has a grave yard. With her top off, I got to see that she wasn’t that flat, at least there was something to play with, it was small but firm, straight away I was squeezing the african star apple in front of me and her kissing got more tensed, she then tried to move my mouth to those agbalumos, but I restrained and
told her we need to stop,*who go sU-Ck cancer, even if I go get cancer make I get am fro better bobby, at least it would be pleasurable cancer* cause it was getting late and someone could just walk into us here.
She got dressed and we both walked out of
the premises. To my surprise there was no one left at point, I checked my phone and the time was past ten. FF escorted me and after walking about 30meters I told her to go back, but she insisted she won’t leave witout a kiss.
It was just a kiss oooo, but next thing I know was that we where under the shade of a closed shop, and my fingers had found their ways underneath her p@nt, I was finger fukcing her and she was m0an!ng in my mouth, one finger, two, three and her m0ans where increasing. My JT had become has hard has a rock and was trying to fight his freedom from apartheid like mandela did, but just like Mandela, my JT was to sufferlong today.

Twominutes later I dis engaged from her and
my fingers where filled with her fluid, then
she took my fingers and straight into her
mouth they went and licked all the fluid on
them dry. Eewwww, I felt like throwing up.
to make matter worse she tried kissing me
with with a fluid filled mouth, I escaped
her, then she told me she need me inside her, I told her that’s not a problem, but I don’t av a CD availabe here so I can’t help her today, she said we can use a nylon in place of the CD now, I told her she should not rush in licking a hot soup, that tomorrow will be a great day, and the anticipation will even make it more interesting, so I told her goodnyt. She said she will
visit me the next day.
Got home it was past eleven, everyone
was asleep or so I taught. So I silently
sq££zed myself to the edge of the bed, then
KC: shey u think say we don sleep ni
Acme: guy na all ur body dey smell toto,
abeg make someone on the light
Tj switched on the light and to my surprise
they were all awake.
Tj: Mr am not in the mood, so this is how u
are not in the mood abi
Acme: shebi u say u no like the babe
KC: Fernando flatscreeno
They were all laughing and mocking while I
just ignored them
Acme: no think say u go sleep with all this
smell wey u carry come this room ooo
Me: na una sabi….. I just took my sponge
and bucket and moved out.

I could hear their screams and laughter
while I was bathing. So I decide to just give
them a tip of the story so that they could
let me have my rest.
Acme: henhen, now the smell is different
Me: na u know ooo, but the girl no too bad
like that sha ooo
This brought out the biggest and longest
laughter from the house while I aslo joined
in the laughter
Me: that girl can kiss ehnnn
Acme: she go sabi sU-Ck also
Me: I never confirm that one ooo
Tj: but u confirm the pitching tent sha
Me: hmmm alfa TJ, well, I just used my fingers to map out where the tent will finally stay ni. But we will be leaving in the tent by tomorrow evening, all things being equal.
Acme: all this happened when you are not in the mood, I can’t imagine what will happen when your mood finally come ooo
We all laughed and gisted till 12:45 and
the it was time for extra cool cos no one
felt like sleeping anymore.

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episode 7

Acme dialled TY’s number and she picked after two missed call, Acme then put in the CD to play his favorite Brandy’s song that will be on replay till he finishes the call, he even remixed the song int his own version, always singing it for his so called love. The remix went like this
‘I am nothing,
without you TY nothing,
Yiu drive me crazy nothing ‘
Just ashe was about playing the song, I snapped at him
Me: guy no play that your song take disturb us today ooo, abi na wetin sef, must you kill yourself untop woman, everynight u go end up crying after every call, shey na by force? You wey be big boy, wey girls the queue up to have one babe come dey use you form hard to get, if you use ten years prepare for madness, how many year will your madness take then?
The whole room went into hysteria, we were all laughing sporadically, Acme couldn’t even speak, the call he was on was reading and fortunately or unfortunately, TY heard all I said.

Acme continued with his call and after a minute he called me to have his phone that Ty wanted to talk to me.
TY said she would like to talk to me privately, so I signaled to the guys to keep shut while I opened the door and b@nged it to signify me leaving the room, so I put the phone on speaker
Me: Ty am all free and alone now
TY: please sir, am very sorry to disturb you
Me: you are not disturbing, we are all awake already, that what happens anytime he wants to call you, he will have to wake us up with that brandy he’s always playing
Ty: *smiled*, sir, I overheard all you said earlier and I would like to let you know that it is not that am playing hard to get, am just not sure of what am feeling and am having this doubt about him. I don’t know if he told you that he is a friend to my brother
Me: yes he did, I have met your brother Lekan
TY: so considering that I have my doubt, cause I know my brother and how he treats girls
Me: so you are kind of judging him with your brother’s attitude
Ty: something like that
Me: well you do have a point, cause for him and your brother to be friends, they must have somethings in common, and like the saying goes, show me your friend and I will tell you who you are
TY: thanks for understanding
Me: you are welcome, but that they are friends doesn’t mean they will have the same character, even twins born of the same mother with the same cord do have different character, not to talk of friends. And the Acme that I know, is madly in love with you, he is so in love that its becoming annoying. And the fact that is your brothers friend should even prove to you that his intentions are real, cause he is a friend of the family already and he won’t want to shitt for church.
Ty: hmmmmm, all right sir, thank you very much, but please don’t tell him all we discuss ooo
Me: *yimu* your secret is save with me dear
TY: I will come and see him tommorow, I will sure bring something along for you
Me: no problem dear, but errrmmm, me I like food ooo, is it food you are bringing
TY: don’t worry sir, what am bringing is a suprise
Me: suprise ke? I love surprises ooo, maybe na your frien you wan bring give me sef, eeehhhn dat one sef good
TY: till tommorow sir
Me: aiit, let me give the phone back to Acme, give me like one minute to enter the house cause am in the toilet now.
Ty: ok sir, tell him to call me back when you get in
Me: ok, goodbye
I cut the call and the rest of the guys shouted and were hailing me, telling me that have just nailed the girl, Acme was smilling sheepishly, I just looked at him and said, mumu like you, you see your life, you go dey form player, small girl you no fit scope, if not for me ehnnnn na 12 years you go need to scope her, monkey. By he way how you take scope KB and Bisola sef, I sure say na dem bring themselves come dash you, mtcheeewww
Kzee: tee e don do na, we all know say the guy mumu, but you no need to dey flog am for hin face na
TJ: you guys should take it easy on Acme na, we all need help once in a while, and when a player finds love, na so e dey be ooo, abi una no dey watch american film ni

We all got back early from school to meet Acme with a very young pretty lady, she was fair, tall, slim with an average size b0s0m and a moderate butt0ckz to match, her name was TY, history will call her Acme’s nemesis. Before hand Acme had told us about a girl that has capitivated him and captured his heart, we all joke that he had no heart to be captured. Truly, Acme was in love with Ty but as funny as life is, TY was not that into him, Acme calls Ty regularly during extra cool hours, but he usually end the call with a sad face, he will place his head close to the speaker of his home thearter listing to Brandy’s I am nothing while making the call.
We will hear more of Ty story later but for now, when TY left, Acme wasn’t in a good mood, I was being moody myself due to what I saw in school to so I had no time to console anyone.
Abbey and Tj mocked Acme about his unachieveable love and after a while he cheered up and said
Acme: oya make we enter point
Me: you guys should go, I don’t think I will be going
Acme: wetin happen na, you wey dem wan give babe
Me: bros am not just in the mood tonight
TJ: guy where your mood go now? You no
dey mood for this, u no dey mood for that,
talk true abi u dey fear to follow the kogi
babe yarn ni?
Me: fear ke, she be Dangote pikin?
Kc: oya sha let’s go, we no fit leave you alone for house
We got to point with flo and Jb already seated
Rasak: tee, lest I forget, I don follow the
babe talk, she don gree to see you, she say
make I come call her when u come.
That brought another round of screaming
and hailing for rasak
Me: thanks jare, but I don’t think I will
meet her today, am not just in the mood
maybe tomorrow.
Acme: olobe ni guy yi sha ( this guy na dulling ooo)
Kc: ashe o ti e le, enu lasan lo ni ( you only brag, u have no action)
While they were still yabbing, a girl walked
out from the building behind us
Rasak: tee na she be that ooo
We all turn around to see my upcoming chick
Acme: where she dey na
Rasak: na she be that for the gutter side
Me: this one??
We all couldn’t help but laugh
Me: but Rasak this is not funny ooo, wetin I do u now?
Kc: shey na because this guy slim na hin
make u bring Fernando Flatscreeno for am
At the sound of ‘Fernando Flatscreeno’ we
all couldn’t control our laughter.

To be
candid the babe was a real flat screen, no
offshore no onshore, nothing to dicotomise, how can I be a slim guy and yet be yanshing a skinny girl, its a case of terminator fighting ironman, if she was just skinny it would have been better but it seems god was angry when he was creating her of the mud used on her were expired mud cause d–n!!! She was ugly
Flo: but Rasak u wicked ooo, I was thinking it was her sister u wan dash this guy before
Acme: omo, when two bones meet, one go bend for the other ni ooo
TJ: I sure say na tee go bend for this one
oooo, cos I hear say kogi babes na die
Me: am not even interested not to even talk of bending
Acme: but tee, it won’t be fair if you just
abandon the babe like that ooo, what do u
want Rasak to tell her
Me: so it was fair when Razak deem it fit to dash me a dehumanized lady, Anything he like make he tell her jare,
Rasak: but tee, that’s too much now, dehumanized ke? Ok, tee no vex, but please just
follow her talk today and find wey to just
discharge her, she don dey wahala me
since morning abeg
Me: how she no go wahala u, when she had been S£x starved, who go dey follow dis kain babe, she even come hear say na university guy ow she no go wan die there
Razak: abeg na please
Me: ok sha, but u owe me one ooo
Rasak: no wahala
Kc: oko Fernando Flatscreeno
Me: na u sabi.
All this while the babe was still standing
close to the gutter until Rasak walked over
to her and signal me to join him. We got
talking and to make the matter worse, she was stark illiterate. *double wahala for dead body* she lead me into her compound and we sat at a secluded place at the back of the compound.

She told me she is a hairdresser and she’s planning to have her own shop, she also said rasak has told her all about me and that she had accepted only for her to confirm from me.
*chai, I don die ooo*
FF: u dint even ask for my name
Me: *abeg your name is inconsequential*
oh sorry rasak already told me, but I would
be calling u beauty cos u are very beautiful
*yimu* *the truth is I don’t even know her
name*
FF: *blushing* u are fine also
Me: thanks. *even me know say I no fine but for your side I be Mr Nairaland*
Next thing, FF just moved close to me and
rest her head on my shoulder
Me: *which kain wahala be this na* one mind was telling me to push her head away, but the ‘lords mind’ in me told me to take this one chance, just do and forget u ever met.
But how I go manage to do this I wondered, will I close my eyes and just insert my JT without looking at the face, or would I cover the face with a pillow and just bang away? I was still thinking on what to do when I noticed that my hand had found its way to her back massaging it.
Me: *this hand go put me for trouble one
day*.
Ff responded swiftly and brought her lips close to mine, at first I felt irritated and was moving my heads backwards, all of a sudden her lips met mine, I dint respond both slowly she worked her way to my tongue. D–n she was a good kisser and she had this wonderful scent and her breath was d–n fresh. She brushed my upperlips, then sU-Cked it a little before going to the lower lips, she did all this without her tongue or mine meeting, seriously she was good, she took turns on both lips and the she did the tongue.

At this junction all the resistance left in me was broken and we where kissing like no man’s business, I got in the groove and moved my hand down to her b0s0m, then was I brought back to my senses cos the place was has dry has a firewood. She noticed my loss of momentum and right there she removed her top totally, I was
shocked and I tried to look around but the
place was has silent has a grave yard. With her top off, I got to see that she wasn’t that flat, at least there was something to play with, it was small but firm, straight away I was squeezing the african star apple in front of me and her kissing got more tensed, she then tried to move my mouth to those agbalumos, but I restrained and
told her we need to stop,*who go sU-Ck cancer, even if I go get cancer make I get am fro better bobby, at least it would be pleasurable cancer* cause it was getting late and someone could just walk into us here.
She got dressed and we both walked out of
the premises. To my surprise there was no one left at point, I checked my phone and the time was past ten. FF escorted me and after walking about 30meters I told her to go back, but she insisted she won’t leave witout a kiss.
It was just a kiss oooo, but next thing I know was that we where under the shade of a closed shop, and my fingers had found their ways underneath her p@nt, I was finger fukcing her and she was m0an!ng in my mouth, one finger, two, three and her m0ans where increasing. My JT had become has hard has a rock and was trying to fight his freedom from apartheid like mandela did, but just like Mandela, my JT was to sufferlong today.

Twominutes later I dis engaged from her and
my fingers where filled with her fluid, then
she took my fingers and straight into her
mouth they went and licked all the fluid on
them dry. Eewwww, I felt like throwing up.
to make matter worse she tried kissing me
with with a fluid filled mouth, I escaped
her, then she told me she need me inside her, I told her that’s not a problem, but I don’t av a CD availabe here so I can’t help her today, she said we can use a nylon in place of the CD now, I told her she should not rush in licking a hot soup, that tomorrow will be a great day, and the anticipation will even make it more interesting, so I told her goodnyt. She said she will
visit me the next day.
Got home it was past eleven, everyone
was asleep or so I taught. So I silently
sq££zed myself to the edge of the bed, then
KC: shey u think say we don sleep ni
Acme: guy na all ur body dey smell toto,
abeg make someone on the light
Tj switched on the light and to my surprise
they were all awake.
Tj: Mr am not in the mood, so this is how u
are not in the mood abi
Acme: shebi u say u no like the babe
KC: Fernando flatscreeno
They were all laughing and mocking while I
just ignored them
Acme: no think say u go sleep with all this
smell wey u carry come this room ooo
Me: na una sabi….. I just took my sponge
and bucket and moved out.

I could hear their screams and laughter
while I was bathing. So I decide to just give
them a tip of the story so that they could
let me have my rest.
Acme: henhen, now the smell is different
Me: na u know ooo, but the girl no too bad
like that sha ooo
This brought out the biggest and longest
laughter from the house while I aslo joined
in the laughter
Me: that girl can kiss ehnnn
Acme: she go sabi sU-Ck also
Me: I never confirm that one ooo
Tj: but u confirm the pitching tent sha
Me: hmmm alfa TJ, well, I just used my fingers to map out where the tent will finally stay ni. But we will be leaving in the tent by tomorrow evening, all things being equal.
Acme: all this happened when you are not in the mood, I can’t imagine what will happen when your mood finally come ooo

We all laughed and gisted till 12:45 and
the it was time for extra cool cos no one
felt like sleeping anymore.
Acme dialled TY’s number and .
Abbey: make Acme just make sure say he provide food for the house tommorow for the victory we gave him tonight
Acme: make she gree first, una go enjoy me, shebi na me una dey yarb, no problem.
Me; shey you dey threating us again ni, you know say I fit spoil the whole package right away
Acme: oya oga no vex, oko Fernando Flatscreeno omo Kogi that is black like charcoal
Everyone just started laughing
Me: na me you dey yarb again abi
Acme: no be yarb now, I dey hail you ni now
Me: abeg go call your nemesis, I know say you go sq££ze face after the call finish
Acme: na you kno ooo
Me: Ode oshi
Kzee: tee stop am, the guy na old man ooo, forget say one small girl dey dribble am

We all laughed and Acme dialled his call again

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episode 8

Early in the morning the next day, Aisha came again, infact, she comes every morning and evening now, except maybe when she’s on her red flag. Kzee had been having an all round free S£x with benefits because Aish do come around with fruits and food too. Infact Kzee said they barely use CD anymore since the leakage of the first day, and the harmmarthan make the raw S£x more pleasurable.
Little did we know tha Kzee had been conering Halima too, whalai, the guy na sharp shooter and he barely miss the target, I just noticed that Halima increased the intensity of giving us food, normaly, her mum do give us meals most night, but right now, Halima provides morning and afternoon. We ate thankfully not knowing that she was only trying to replenish all the blood Kzee had lost.
When the bubble burst, we were told that Halima was disvirgined by Kzee, I felt bad when I heard that, it wasn’t pleasant at all, knowing that she was a virgin, I would have expect Kzee to protect her and teach her to keep it for the right guy, knowing that he was just there to sample and leave, but alas Kzee opend the flood gate of her heaven and it sure raind heavily on her.
Abbey on the other hand was still trying to woo Halima over, everynight Kzee and Halima will seat and make mockery of him and all he had told her. Later in the evening Kzee usually relayed all he was told to us. Abbey was really a Bleep up guy, cause he was just vomiting trash and backstabbing every one of us just to get to the girl, he told the girl a lot of trash about Kzee especially, which Halima did realayed to him.
Abbey was also stingy with money, he could play playstation games with all he has and come back home with #100, he barely drops money to cook and he eats the most. Kzee being his street brother said Abbey’s dad send him enough money so he can’t tell him his broke. We all continue to live in peace but gradually we were counting Abbey out of our plans, sometimes when we prepare food, we serve everyone and hide it somewhere leaving the pot empty, when Abbey comes and sees the pot, he will only go back to the street and enter late in the night.

Tj on the other hand was trying hard to hunt for girls, but he was so ineffective, maybe it was his height that was scaring the ladies away or maybe it was is index finger *shebi una know wetin dey talk about that finger and JT*
One day I was back from school, was about entering the lodge when I started hearing sounds of argument and fight
Lady: leave me alone, I say am not interested, don’t burst my b0s0m, please let me go, I am not doing oooooo
TJ: stop shouting now, keep your voive down
Lady: leave my b0s0m ooo, I will shout ooo
The lady was screaming but suddenly her screaming reduced,
Me: thinking *ladies and shakara shaaa, shebi she was shouting now, imagine if people were around they would have taught it was Molest ooo, now she is not even making any sound*

Two minutes later the door was open and I saw Sherifat furiously storming out, she didn’t even greet me
Me: Tj, shey una dey fight ni?
TJ: omo that girl na winch oooo
Me: winch as in say she wan kill you for bedmatics abi
TJ: if na dat one, e for better na, she no even allow me do anything, she just dey scream, dey shout
Me: but later she no shout again na
TJ: so you been dey hear us
Me: yes na
TJ: na hand I use cover her mouth that time ooo, I even say make I try overpower her, but I no know where the girl get that kain muscle and bone from
Me: so in short, you be one Molest the girl
TJ: no be Molest na, shebi na she follow me enter, she don dey kiss me before ooo, I no come kno the spirit wey enter her she just change am for me
Me: maybe she felt the size of your J0yst!ck and fear come catch her
TJ: you no well
While we were talking Halima came out and said
Halima: TJ baba, E ku ise ooo (well done ooo)
TJ: which work you de do
Halima: the job you did on sheri na
TJ: how is that your business
Halima: but the girl was just enjoying your thing ooo, can’t you see how she was screaming
Me: Halima, you better get inside now, and go get your books
Halima: Pastor Tee, we all know how e dey go ooooo
Me: how is it going
Halima: I wanted to give you one of my friends before because I know that you are the only good guy in the room
Me: give her to Kzee, I don’t want child abuse
Halima: Kzee is too corrupt for her, she is not child abuse ooo, she is through with secondary school
Me: henhen, oya come let’s discuss
Halima: shebi you have said you don’t want
Me: so whtas with all this your shakara now
Halima: well she will be here tommorow and I will do the job for you, don’t worry
Me: well, let’s see sha, but you should find one for TJ also
Halima: ehhhnn TJ that wanted to kill someone some minutes ago? I can’t let my friends be shouting like that ooo
TJ: your head is not correct, you better get away from here now
Me: *laughing* halima, oy get inside
Minutes later I received a call from razak number, it was FF calling, she said she wants to come, I told her she should come in through the back door, she said okay. I went in to prepare for what would be rememeberd as the match of Troy.

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episode 9

You remembered when Hector killed Patroclaus on the battlefield in the movie Troy, and Achillis had to go and confront Hector in front of his Family and Country? He eventually killed Hector and to make matter worse, dragged his body throught the land to the greek camp. But at least he gave Hector good commendation has the best he had fought.

Well, in this case I was Hector and FF was Achillis, I have heard so much about Kogi babes but never for once have I imagined what really happened on this fateful day, and ever since that day have been on the hunt for another kogi babe to have my revenge, well, I don’t think I will meet one soon execpt if pinkycute is from kogi
.
The moment she got in through the back door, there was no time to waste, we really had nothing in common, so there was no discussion, just greeting and straight to business.
I told her to pull off, and I did the same, I couldn’t even romance her, cos she didn’t even look attreactive to me that evening, just took my CD, placed them where they belong and there she was opening her legs wide for me to login.

Login in was easy, she was already wet, *dont know how or why she was* and the server was so wide that my JT was like a straw in a bottle of coke, chai, this one na suffering oooo, I tried going in and out like 5 time but none of us was feeling it, so I decide it was time for change.
I got out of her, raised both of her legs, placed dem on my shoulder, the p—y was a little bit raised now, so I entered her, this time it was better, I reduced the space between the legs on my shoulder and the p—y became thighter, I
b@nged her away, in my mind I was like *i go wicked this babe today, she no go ever wan see me again*
I continued bangging as hard as I could and all she did was just make little sounds once in a while, after like 10 minutes, I was becoming tired but this babe was no where near tired I was sweating but she was having a look like someone having peace like a river.

I decided to change so I raised her legs off my shoulder and then pushed them over her head, that leaves only her p—y hanging in front of me, I decided to press the leg so hard and so close to her head so that she can feel some pains but alas I was wrong.
Immediately I entered her in that position she smiled and told me she like that, with that sound, I beging to fire her, thinking am going to set her V on fire, yes she was on fire cause she was thrusting back this time around and soon her trusting was more than mine so I let her lead the way, but soon I couldn’t keep up with her pace anymore, I was getting exhausted, but suprisingly I wasn’t feeling my Pour, maybe it was cause the pusssy was loose or what I don’t know, we where gone for more than 20 minutes and yet am not close to Approaching.
At this point I was exhausted, she saw this and told me to lie on my back the she mounted me with her back facing me, I was praying for my release to come so I could get hope but, na lie, this thing no gree come.
Well, she grinded, wriggled, strained and bleeped out everything good in my brain I was motion less I told her that I need to rest a litlle and I needed a little water, she stood up, I got the water and in my mind I was like *lialia, this girl no go come beat me here ooo, she go just dey yarb me outside, and my guys most not hear this oooo*

My moral was high now, and I was hell bent on wining this time around. I went close to her again but this time she stood up, standing on the bed and resting on the wall, she told me to come and continue, I carried one of her tiny laps up and inserted my JT, I was trying has hard as I could but my JT was just droping out of her so I told her to hold the window and I entered from the back, I bleeped her crazy this time and surely she was m0an!ng a little now, with that I was encouraged to fire on, I continued and moved her legs closer to get a thight grip and yes she was shouting now, more, faster, go on, don’t stop, I was happy at least my rep is coming back.

Soon my legs were becoming weak so I finally moved to the bed and she lied on me closing her laps and bleeping on with our chest meeting, and for the first time I was enjoying the S£x, she saw that and continued even faster, I was in no mans land and didn’t know what was happening at a point it felt like I was about to give up the ghost all my body froze, but she didn’t even stop she became too fast, bleeping like someone possesed, what am I even saying, infact she was possesed. Within 3 seconds I shoot my load into the rubber and I gave up the ghost
Instead of ths silly girl to stop, she continued rolling her waist and wriggling until my JT finally shrinked I just looked at her, she was smilling and said I did well, I couldn’t even utter a single word, I just pointed to her to get me another sachet water, I drank and after like a minute I stood up and the next thing I heard from this witch was ‘Can We Go One More Round’.

I didn’t know where I got the strenght from I just pushed her away and left the bed,removed the filled CD, took my trouser and singlet, then I told her to meet me outside whenthe room is arranged and she is dressed.
Three minutes later she met mee at the back door and I was escorting her when she asked when we will see again, I told her I won’t be around till next week because our exams was around the coner. I told her I will call her through Razak when am around.

When I got back to the lodge, I met my guys all seated in the room but none on the bed.
Acme: baba, una try oooo, but why una come stain the wall like this
Me: abeg I go clean am tommorow, I need to sleep now
TJ: the babe don finish u abi
Kzee: the guy don even lean now now
Abbey: how many rounds una do wey u don lean like person wey don sick for 1 week
Me: all of una no well, make I sleep I go give una details tommorrow
Acme: abeg pack that bedshit away ooo
Me: if una like make una no sleep na una sabi, I no dey pack anything, at least I know pour for mosque
We all laughed and I was woken up when food was ready, I ate and wen straight to the bed, the guys where mocking me but I didn’t have the strenght to reply.

Troy was my favorite movie after Coming to America, but have always envied Achilllis and called my self his descendant, but on this fateful day, I met the real descendant of Achillis and she made me realised I was not even worthy of being a descendant of Hector not to metion Achillis, I must be the descendant of Pratroclaus.

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episode 10

Errrrrm, well I did recovered well from the shock FF gave me, but it took me three days to get back to my normal self again, my bones were weak my body drained, you know that pain you feel on your first day of exercise, and you know the pain will only subside if you continue in the act, well cause I couldn’t continue, the pain lasted for thre days, infact I didn’t enjoin my joint for those 3 days. *Errrrrmmm cherrybrown I know say you go quick abuse me now again, but I will wait till August before I reply you again*
TY and Acme became close, but Acme was not still totally in control, TY dictate what happens in the relationship like when to see, when to kiss, no S£x and lots more, Acme relayed all to me and I promise to talk to the girl on his behalf.

Luck finally smiled on TJ, he met a lady that was ready to dance to his music, you know when they say a patient dog eats the fattest bone, well TJ got a pretty working class, educated lady.
The day he brought her home was a great one, she was the best lady to have ever stepped into Spooky Island or the entirety of Managers Villa.
What TJ did to the lady will be told in other episodes
We had neighbours, apart from Halima’s mother, one of our neighbour was Mummy David, she was a well bleached single mother, and she usually have different male visitors, she loved our company, probably because we are all into the same business(Sekxual business) although her’s was more profiting because we don’t charge for services render.

With due respect to the people of Ilorin, I will like to say they are the most promiscious tribe of all the Yoruba tribe, majority of their males and females are promiscious, well like they say, if you don’t drink, smoke, then you must womanize, you can’t escape one of the three.
Apart from Mummy David, we also have Mr Ahned, he was single also, but engaged to a lady that comes regularly, but that doesn’t stop him from toasting Halima, Mr Ahmed will be in his early 30’s and Halima is just 14 going on 15. He usually change ladies like cloth but only is fiancee remains constant.
We also had two sister living together, both were students. The elder sister Tosin was a student of kwara poly, while the younger was in Unilorin, apart from Halima’s mum, they were the most decent of all tenanats in the lodge.

Our landlord lived upstairs with his family, he had two wives and 6 children, we heard that he did have two other wives befor marrying this two, that make it a total of four wives. He usually patronize a hotel very close to sawmill where he carries out his secret mission, I think he la!d the foundation of promiscucity in the lodge.
Well, a lot transpired between everyone I just metioned up there, Acme was eyeing Tosin’s junior sister, while I was also eyeing our landlords beautiful daughter, Kzee was giving it to halima regularly until one day when Halima caught him with Aisha, and all hell was let loose.
I do have a soft spot for slim black beauties, am neither moved by butt0ckz nor b0s0m, so far you have a pretty face and height, am good with you.

FF would have been good due to her height, but she was too slim and too black infact too ugly, well from the S£x it seems she was kinda loose due to the width and depth of her punnany, although research shows that some peeps do have wide and deep p—y naturally, but I bet to disagree in FF case, she was too skilled and I believed she got that from her numerous experience.

I didn’t see FF throughout the following week, she kept calling me, so as not to make her feel like I was avoiding her which I was I decided to visit her at her place. She took me to the same secluded place that is fast becoming our spot and sat on my laps, it was a cold night and I needed all the warmth I could gather, we kissed so well, she was good at it. Infact was there anything in the act of S£x she was not good at? I don’t think so.
Well we had S£x that night at that same spot, I loosed my trouser just a little below my butt0ckz while seating, she lifted her gown and was p@ntless, she then sat on my rod, my CD was intact. The pace was slow, it was more like love making, we were being careful of being seen and heard so it was all in slow motion. S£x is more interesting when it is done openly, the anxiety of being caught always add more fun to it, well, we were bleeping and gisting, I was looking at the route people were coming from and gisting her what was happening cause she was facing me.
Soon she changed position and sat on me with her back facing me, she rod me hard this time around cause it seems no one was going to come over to where we were any time soon, I got in the groove and told her we need to go d—-e, she oblige, well she always oblige to anything S£x, with did that slowly and then at a medium pace till I came, I can’t say she did too, but seriously she loved it and she bought me a tin of milk when I was leaving.

The truth is FF never asked me for a kobo, she was even ready to spend on me, but I knew this won’t last so I rejected most of her gifts, to her annoyance.
Life was rosy in our lodge, we barely fight but arguements were never far from us. No night pass without us having something to argue on, if it was not about Business law(Acme was having a course on that so he do lectures us) it would be on our recent sexcapades, if its not on that it would be politics or football. On numerous occasion our Landlord had to come down to warn us about the noise.

Everyone was having fun until the day Halima caught Kzee with Aisha, hope you guys remember Aisha, the early morning lady. On this day she came as usual after the close of work and so of us where outside, others where in Halima’s palour, Halima was in the kitchen preparing Amala, when she was through she decided to drop ours for us in our room, well that wasn’t the first time she would be doing that. She got to the door and it was locked from within, she already asked of Kzee, and we said he wasn’t back from school, I could sensed her suspicion and I think that was the reason why she went to the door.

She knocked and Kzee opened the net and blocked her out, like a lady will do when she suspect her man is cheating, she pushed him back and Kzee forcefully pushed her out, Halima became furious and told Kzee she had to put the food in the room, Kzee insisted on collecting the food from her, she eventually left the food with Kzee but not without letting him know she understood what was going on. Well, Halima remained in the passage for the next 30 minutes waiting for Kzee to come out.
We tried sending Halima to go get us something far away from the lodge but she refused instead she sent her younger sister. Some minutes later, Kzee walked out with Aisha, Halima hissed so loud that we all couldn’t help but laugh. Kzee returned and then I understand the saying that no hell like the fury of a woman.

Tbc

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episode 11

Halima stopped bringing us meals, she even locked up are sitting room to us, Kzee tried talking to her, but to everyone’s suprise, she gave Kzee a resounding slap. Imagine the little girl. It was the sound of the slap that got our attention only for us to see it was Kzee at the receiving end, thank God everyone had gone to work and we were the only ones at home.
She saw the anger on everyones face, Kzee was just transfixed to the spot, she also became motionless and the effect of what she has done was just telling on her. We all were vividly angry, but there was nothing we could do. Imagine the Bleep up this is to us all, I felt like beating the hell out of her, but what would be my reason when people ask why she was been beaten.
Within seconds, she was all over Kzee, weeping, begging and trying to hug him, Kzee pushed her away and left her parlour. She came to our room and was begging everyone, telling us she didn’t know when she did it, we all told her to leave our room.
For three days Halima was begging, everywhere around the house when no other person was there she will go on her knees and beg, we kept on ignoring her, but the anger in me was dying and I was feeling a little sorry for the poor girl.
She wa just trying to show her authority not to be taken for a fool, but she was just too young and too silly the way she went about it.
That Night, we had a family meeting, where we concluded that, what happened was a great slap on us all, and its belittling us in everyway.
We said no one should have anything to do with any girl under 18 and we all should stop all this neighbour parole. We also told Kzee to forgive the poor girl, but to end every relationship with her.

Kzee forgave the girl, but what we didn’t know was that she was forgiving with so many rounds of unprotected S£x, Kzee said he was going to teach her a lesson, but the lesson did not go has plan.
Three week later, all things were normal, Halima was happy again, she was even shining and it seems Kzee had forgotten the slap or maybe it was Halima that was no more jealous. Aisha was a regular, and Halima even do greet her when she’s around and even serve her food too.
We all asked Kzee if he hadn’t forgotten our agreement, he said he’s no more into Halima and had made her understand that they can continue. We all welcomed that and concluded that Halima did well in handling the situation maturely.
I was not totally convinced with what Kzee said, cause I was seeing signs contrary to that, I informed Acme, he said he was going to watch out for that. Whatching out he was doing till one day when Halima fainted.
It was on a sunny afternoon around 3 pm. I and Abbey were the only one back from school.
Halima was brough home from school, feeling feverish and throwing up. I tried undressing her and helping her out of her uniform because she couldn’t even move, she was sweating profusely, Abbey was in the room sleeping, I wanted to wake him but I reasoned he will be of no use.
While undressing Halima, I couldn’t help but stare at the yellow ballons, Halima was over yellow, she looked like one of thoes Fulani rich girls, well she was fro the Igbira part of Kogi. *errrm ademoladeji, wetin u talk about the Igbira people sef, before cherrybrown go come dey form forker*
Halima was fresh and spotless, she would have passed for a model if not for her chubbyness and litlle height. My JT couldn’t respect itself, here was a little girl dying and this silly thing was almost disgracing me in her presence. I tried controlling my JT, but when I removed her skirt, and saw fresh laps, I gasped for air. I had to leave her there and stay outside a litlle bit to reassure myself that this girl is my younger sister, infact over younger sister and I could be charged for child abuse and molestation if I do anything silly.
She was just on her tight and bra whe she told me she wanted to throw up, I took her to the toilet, while throwing up, she fainted. I poured a full bucket on water on her, gave her mouth to mouth *the girl lips soft die* did all I could before she came back up.
I told her we need to go to the hospital and I will call her mum right away, she said she would be all right and I don’t need to call her mum. She asked me to please call Kzee to hurry home and I asked her why Kzee, she started crying and said to me, ‘Tee baba, I think I am pregnant’

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episode 12

S£x is sweet no until the repercurssions set in, maybe its an incurable disease or a STD or Spiritual attack or Magun (thunderbolt) or unwanted Pregnancy, then one begin to curse the day s/he was born and then begin to run helther skelther for solutions.

I called Kzee, and with the speed faster than that of light, he got home, I left him with Halima to have their discussion, later he came in to meet me.
Kzee: tee, thanks a lot ooo
Me: wetin I do, abegi jooor
Kzee: who else don hear about it
Me: I don’t know if she had told anyone before, but na only me don hear am and now you dey hear am from me
Kzee: ok, thanks. Have given her somthing to stop the vomiting
Me: wetin u give her?
Kzee: e no concern you ooo, let’s just say its lime
Me: na true you talk sef, e no concen me cause when una dey enjoy the thing I no dey there
Kzee: na you sabi. Abeg make nobody for house hear this thing ooo, abeg
Me: I don hear. So how una dey prepare for antenatal
Kzee: antenatal ko uncle natal ni, something wey we go flush comot now
Me: haaaaa, Awusubilliah,
Kzee: abegi…… You better leave that one you are saying, wetin u wan make her mama talk, she go jail me straight away ni. The girl have even consented to flushing it away.
Me: how old is it sef
Kzee: e no concern me ooo, maybe you should go and ask her
Me: so when are you flushing it?
Kzee: have done that right away, but we still need to watch her for two days to see if more will be needed
Me: haaaaaaaa, you be criminal oooo. Shey ou dey carry abortion drugs waka ni?
Kzee: as u just call me, na hin I do the needful ooo, no time to waste time, delay may be dangerous
Me: hope it won’t harm the girl sha
Kzee: it wont
Me: you seem so sure is like you’ve done this before
Kzee: na you sabi that one ooo
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Well, I was making a new head way with another babe, she was pretty and tall, just has I like it. She attends college of education Ilorin. Infact I was loving this lady, her name Kemi.
Kemi and I were getting closer, but Halima’s case make we want to abstain from S£x, ou know one can’t be too sure a CD won’t turn to a trouser when banging. So I avoided Kemi visiting.
Everyone was on a lowkey in the lodge, only Jane do come to see Abbey. Talking about Abbey, he caught a new fish, her name was Yetty, she was on spoilt little brat, she gave Abbey a torrid time.

Halima’s case was solved befor it even begun, thanks to Kzee’s experience and expertise, it became our secret and Halima now was very free and close to me. She treated me specially and greet me with kisses sometimes, although I do warn her about it. I tried m best to see her has my sister, well I tried and almost succeded until one night.

It was some weeks to exam, I was scouting with a friend in the hostel, I came back home on a wednesday and my guys all went to watch an Arsenal match. I had a lot to cover so I stayed back. I was busy solving MAT104 when Halima knocked on the door, she came in with only a wrapper on her. I really didn’t notice until she leaned to kiss me. I warned her not to, that she was Kzee’s girl and it won’t be well if Kzee caught us in such position, she told me there is nothing wrong in kissing one brother, I told her that my surname was different from her’s so we are not brothers.
She sat with me and was gisting about a lot of things, really, she was disturbing me and I told her to please let me concentrate. Instead of her leaving she asked
Halima: what exactly is not making you concentrate
Me: your presence here is distracting
Halima: my presence or my b0s0m
Me: Stop that!! Please leave
Halima: you think I didn’t see you staring at my b0s0m the day I fainted
*my JT by now was becoming hard with the taught of what I saw that day*
Me: Halima, stop this rubbish and leave this room now
She stood up to leave, then knowingly or unknowingly are wrapper loosed and lo and behold, Halima was Unclad down there. I saw the whole stuff, meeen this babe was fresh so yellow are p—y where also yellow, a lot of yellow girls do have black p—y, not Halima she was a fanta all through.

It took her forever to get the wrapper back on her while I tried burying my head in my book, my JT was visibly hard, protuding the shape of my boxers and am sure she saw it. The she asked
Halima: Tee baba, don’t you like what u saw
Me: Halima, don’t you ever try what you just did. *calmly* see, Halima, you are a very beautiful young girl, and you have a very bright future, you don’t have to destroy it with all this silly attitude
Halima: *soberly* I don’t understand you
Me: what am saying is, you have a lot of great years ahead, I really like you, but as a sister. You are too young for all this. Imagine you having an abortion at 14, if your mum had heard about it, what do you think would have happened?
Halima: tee am very sorry sir, its just that since have first seen you, I have loved your simplicity, I noticed that you are the only nice person in the room, and I just feel like appreciating you for everything
Me: you don’t need
to show appreciation with your body, the regular food and kisses are enough. Oya Pour and give me a hug.

She hugged me tightly and I kissed her deeply and told her never to try what she did today with any guy. She thanked me and left.
I couldn’t even read my book again, I just went to join my friends at the viewing centre.

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episode 13

Mama David our aristo neighbour was always bringing home different men, she was a fat lady, with stripes like someone who had been beaten with a soldier’s koboko all over a body. Those stretch marks on her body always make we want to throw up, from her neck to her arms to her waist,even the face, everywhere had its on strerch mark like and ibadan tribal mark.
She was over bleached and seriously she stinks, it makes me wonder how men or is it what men saw in her to be trooping in, like Acme say, she might be using Kobnomi.

What surprises the most is that David her little boy of about three years was always in the room when her ministry is being moved to permanent site, and instead of her m0an!ng it was usually the sounds of the men we do hear.
Teachers are taught that children learn faster when they see pictures of the subject, and that is usually the use of teaching aids in schools. David suprised everyone on Feb 14 that year.
Our landlord do have a young girl of about David’s age, we were all in school that day because our silly lectures decided to fix a test on the day, need I say that Unilorin was filled with a lot of saddist back then, if u doubt please ask of Baba Kenya from any old student, to metion but a few.
Kzee and I got back home early so has to prepare for val, while Kzee and Halima had planned marathon S£x, I was to go out with my new babe Kemi. We got home and Kzee immediately went to Halima’s sitting room to check on her, but alas, what he saw, he couldn’t comprehend, so he ran out and called me to come have a view.
I got to the room to meet David on our landlord’s daughter p@nts down behind the chair. Did I metion to you that david was just about three years old, well the boy didn’t even notice so we decide to watch a litlle. David was going up and down wriggling his waist like a pro, but unfortunately for him he couldn’t find the hole to dig,* maybe he did notice where the hole was on his mum*.
We decide to call his mum, who was busy with a man, she told us to come back later, but we told her it was about her son. She came out tying a wrapper over her b0s0m and we led her to where the movie was playing.

She was shocked to say the least and landed a loud slap the type yoruba’s call Abara on david’s back. We told her david is only practising what he is seeing that she should always excuse the boy when are friends are around.
Well its funny but kids are very brilliant and assimilate faster that adult. We kept what we saw a secret between those that saw it, but everyone in our room heard about it. Well we had lots of secrets in managers villa.
Kzee was a don, Acme was becoming serious with his studies cause guy no want extra year, you know by the end of you 300 level you would have known your fate. Acme only call TY now and whenever KB called she was always angry at why he never calls her.

Kzee suprised everyone when he b@nged Mum david, we asked him how much he paid, but he said she was the one who paid him.
Me; guy, why will you bang that kain lady
Kzee: she no get toto ni? Abi na my family
Me: that lady they stink oooo
Kzee: I cover nose when I dey do am
Abbey: oya give us the gist na
Kzee: well you remember the day I caught her little boy, you know she was inside with a man, after catching the boy, ou remember we went to the backyard together when I was talking to her about the child
Me: heeen, wetin come happen
Kzee: as I was discussing na so her big b0s0m just dey show themselve for me and as a sharp guy, I told herr I won’t mind sU-Cking them ooo, she just laughed and told me am I good enough to make her Pour
Me: yeeeeeepaaaa
Kzee: I told her am better that all those pot bellied men she moves around with and straight away I grabbed her b0s0m and fondled them. She didn’t even resist, so I grabed her butt0ckz also and was handling all, she told me to let her discharge her client and she will call me
Abbey: henhen, she come call you?
Kzee: well she did and then…
Kzee: after waiting for like an hour, she came out with a man and escorted him, when she came back, she called me and I followed her into the room. She told me that she would like to have her bath before we can continue our discussion, I told her I won’t mind bathing for me, she just giggled and said Kzee, are you sure you will not drown in this place you are attempting to clear.
I told her she should leave the drowning to me. She took he bucket and headed for the bathroom while I checked if anyone was around before joining her. Omo if u see this woman bobby ehhhn, its bigger than the head of a 250k cow, I rubbed soap on my hand and began rubbing it on her boods, her Tips became harder. Soon I took my hand down to her honey well, I rubbed some soap in it also, she was just lying on the bathroom wall speechless.

I took water and rinsed all her body, when the water touched her she shivered and those Tips stiffed, I placed my mouth on the Tips while my hands where in her honey well, I was manipulating her with one finger then two, then three, she m0aned quietly.
She stopped me when my finger bleeping were becoming faster and told me its her turn.
She took my long thing, bent down and placed her tongue on it, she licked the tip down to the balls she came back up and bit the tip a little then she opened her mouth and received it all.

She sU-Cked my JT like her life depend on it, she was a pro, she sU-Cked the balls, s—t and she even almost swallowed the whole JT, I was in heaven, she became so fast and my JT became so warm, I was having this s£nsat!on have not felt in a long time. She sU-Cked too fast and furiously that my JT was about to crash, I was m0an!ng and speaking gibberish, it was like that even turns er on to do more, she became possessed and was sU-Cking, licking and bitting all at once, I couldn’t hold it an longer, I felt my body convulsing and before I knew what came over me, I had shoot my load into her mouth. This lady didn’t stop, she just kept on sU-Cking and liking till she swallowed all the Pour from me.
We finished bathing after she helped me clean up, she then told me that the real match will be on her bed. So we head straight to her room.

Immediately we got in the room, we started kissing, it was so intense that I wondered if prostitutes kiss their clients, she kissed and sU-Cked my tongue. I was about suffocating when I told he to get on the bed, she said she likes being in control that I will be the one on the bed. I obliged, little did I know what was coming next will be killing.

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episode 14

Me: oga oya continue na
Abbey: what did she now do ooo
Kzee: you guys ehhnnn, una to like gist, see has you p—k don dey hard, shebi you say the woman dey stink?
Me: na you sabi that one ooo just give us all the details
Kzee: I got to the bed and she told me to give her a minute. She got to her wardrobe and brought out some instruments, you know those S£x instruments we usually see in oyinbo films, exactly what she brought. She used one of her scarf to tie my hand to the bed, both hands separately like when chisos was crucified, well I watched on is astonishment until she took another set of scarfs and tied my legs, she saw the shock on my face, she just smiled seductively and told me to relax and enjoy the ride.

She came on me with her b0s0m dangling on my face, I tried to get my mouth to her b0s0m but she moved away, and I try again to move with her. Soon I got to find out she was only teasing me with the b0s0m, and since I couldn’t get to them, I surrendered. When she saw that I wasn’t trying anymore, she brought the b0s0m to my mouth, and I sU-Cked hungrily.
She later took them away from me and then brought out a goya oil and sprinkle it on my body and then licked it up with her tongue. Omo at this point, I was communicating with my dead grandfather, he was telling me that am on the same path he met his death, I told him I wasn’t a bastard that am living his legacies.

I got back to my sensed when she got to my JT.
She smiled at me and said I hope you are enjoying yourself, I only nodded in response. She took my JT, starred at it for some minutes, when to her drawer and brought out a condom, she placed it well on my jT and slid it into her wet punnany.

To my suprise, this lady was still tight, it took time before my JT could get its whole lenght into her, when it got in she chuckeld and said you are very long oooo. I smiled within me.
She began ridding and grinding she started slowly and then increased the pace, her face was expressionless and I couldn’t read what she was feeling, but as for me I was feeling good, the only problem was that her weight was killing me.

Her weight was killing, but like they say no pain no gain, within minutes she increased her tempo jumping up and down, then twisting her waist at intervals, she was fcuking me hard and at the same time squeezzing her tips, I lifted my head and saw lips of her snail, it was reddish and on fire. Soon she started confessing, ”Kzee, its touching my stomach, its gonna come out from my throat, am feeling you, ahhhhhhhh, yeeeeeeee, ooohhuuuuccchhhh, my tummy is tumbling ” by now I was marching her t—-t for t—-t, and her trust became so irregular, then I felt somthing hot drop on my laps, I realised she just came, so I upped the ante and became faster, thrusting and pumping her, hitting the depth of her p—y trying to scatter her intestine, I was digging from one coner to the other, jerking her all around, I could now feel my muscles contracting, then with the last strength left in me I dug in her so hard, she was shouting and telling me to slow down, I pretend not to hear so as not to stop my c—-x I continued harder and before I could get there, she got there before me again, and then I arrived.

She stood up and told me that was hot, I told her that was for her, that it was time for me to take control. She begged me that she was tired but I refused telling her I can’t just be used, so she asked for some minutes to rest. I took a sachet of water and drank, she also did likewise and we both lied on the bed, she removed my CD and the said she has no more CD, that I would need to go get one.
I knew she was lying and was just looking for a way to discharge me so I pretended not to hear.
After like 5 minutes of talking dirty and flirting I opened her drawer and brought out the CD, she just shook her head and said bad boy.

I inserted the CD and told her she must follow my command, I told her that for a lady with a large and big bum like her, it is best to penetrate from behind. She turned her big butt0ckz at me,bending on her fours and I just rubbed the butt0ckz and try measuring the size, I divided the butt, and place my JT inside her red wet hole, the butt was so big that I couldn’t find my JT again, so I widen the butt0ckz and pounded her from behind
Passshhhh, passshhhhh, pooooppp, pppoooppp, I fired on then I increased the pace, kpa, kpa, kpa, kpa I fired on, I noticed my J0yst!ck was touching something from within and she was holding her stomach, telling me I should take it easy on her, I asked her if it was paining her and if I should stop? She said no that it was sweet-paining her and that I should continue, I continued faster and my J0yst!ck disapperaed in her p—y only my balls were visible hitting the back of her butt0ckz.

While throbbing, she realesed again. I was getting tired of the position, so I changed to that position polithiefcian showed us in the bush, I raise he legs up close to my shoulder and her snail became raised and above the bed level which made penetration easy. At first her legs were heavy but as I entered the gates of hell, they became lighter, I continued banging her in slow motion counting my t—-t and breaking at intervals, she was in cloud nine, she began confessing, haaa Kzee, you are the best, I love you, please go faster. I didn’t listen, I continued in my calculated t—-t and whenever I stopped, she jerked up to meet my JT.

I was getting weak, so I decide to let this end quickly, so I increased my pace and fcuked her silly, but alas, the punnany got dried up, she told me to please stop, I stood up, took the goya oil she used earlie, rubbed it at the entrace of her now wide and red as blood punnany and dipped a little inside the p—y, then I entered again.
I told her not to worry that this won’t be long.

We did that for like 3 more minutes befor I finally came, by now I was exhausted. While on the bed, she looked at me in the face and said its been long have been fcuked like this. A lot of men here don’t understand how to fcuk a woman, the just lie down on you and in 3 minutes they are up, it was only David’s dad that fcuked me this good before, I really missed him, but I don’t think I will be missing him again now tah you are here. Let me prepare tea for you to drink to replenish your energy, I didn’t even say a word, I just watched her big bumbum leaving the bed and in my mind I was like, is it true that I just b@nged this big thing? I said to myself, Kzee, you are a motherfcuker.

Me: hmmmmm, oga so you do reach this one
Kzee: the worst was that, you know I wanted to go out with Halima that day
Me: yes
Kzee, she had called my line and it was ringing inside the room
Me: yes I told her you went to buy something at Chupet
Kzee: well she suspected me and ask if I was with mama david
Me: what did you now tell her
Kzee: you won’t believe she saw me disposing my used CD
Me: haaaaaaaaaaaaa

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episode 15

TJ caught a big fish, I mean the biggest fish, a tall beautiful always on suit lady. She was about 5ft 6inches tall, works ina new generation bank and she uses a sophisticated phone has at then.
Yemi was very goodlooking and a dream of most guys, but on bed she was something else. To be sincere, without minscing word, Yemi was a love-addict. The day she came we all couldn’t help but admire her and give kudos to TJ, she was very friendly and mature. She request for our numbers and we all gave her in TJ’s presence.

TJ narrated to us that S£x with her was the next best thing and due to the fact that she lived alone in a two bedroom flat at Adewole he do sleep over and spend some days with her.
TJ said the moment she’s back from work, the S£x sessions starts, they could have like three rounds before midnight, then at midnight maybe another one or two and another one before going out in the morning.
Two weeks into the relationship, TJ started avoinding her, and somtimes refuse to pick her calls, who would blame the young man, he was getting slimmer has the day goes, and if he wanted to return home safely, running was his best option.
Yemi started calling us all to complain about TJ, later she invited Acme over to her place to which he declined. She came to the lodge one friday evening, and met me and Abbey at home.

Immediately she entered, Abbe quickly rushed out and place a call to TJ about her coming, I was with her chatting and trying not to show that I was captivated with her beauty when she just moved closer and placed her palms on my laps very close to my scrotch. In my mind I was like hope say this love-addict no dey try pass message to me oooo. I just contined in the discussion like it was nothing not until she made sure her hand get to where it was suppose to, my dicck.
I looked at her sternly and stood up to change position, she held me by the waist and told me to just grow up and stop doing as if I don’t understand the message she’s been passing, she held me very close and due to her height, did I metion I am 5ft10? She was standing and marching me eyes for eyes, mouth for mouth and so our mouth mistakenly met, we kissed furiously for two minutes and it was Abbey movement close to the door that stopped us.

We prentended has if nothing happened but Abbey the sharp guy understood and just stayed for about a minute before excusing us. When Abbey left, Yemi grabbed me and told me that she need me inside her right away, that she had been longing for me since the first day she saw me. *me ke, shey na fine I fine ni abi my thing reach TJ own, abeg I no wan fall victim again oooo FF own don do me na Kzee be master in the act oooo*
I told her I won’t mind given her what she wants but it can’t be here, anyone could just walk in even TJ. She said I should follow her to her place then, I told her I can’t cause I have some assignments to cover that I will visit her tomorrow.
She dopped her address and I escorted her till she got a bus, suprisingly, she planted a kiss on my lips on the street before entering the bus.

When everyone came back I narrated my ordeal to them and everyone said I should take up the challenge. Acme said he had rejected her once but he will also place a call to her to kick start the movie again. TJ promised us all hell, and that he was sure we won’t go to her place again afterthe first encounter.
We all yabbed him, that his problem was that he couldn’t satisfy her and that was why she was looking for alternative, I told him that is thing is just long for nothing.

The following day was saturday, so after watching Manchester united’s match I headed for adewole, having used agbo jedi, aale, aafato and power horse.I got to her gate and called her.
Soon the gateman opened the gate and directed me to her apartment. When I got to the door and knocked, she answered for inside that the door was open. The room was well furnished painted in three bright colours of orange, green and brown, the rug was orange and cushions were green. I looked around and I couldn’t find her.

I called out her name and she said I should come in through the door close to the dinning that she was cooking.
I opened the kitchen door, and I saw a goddes with on her birthday suit, I just stood glued to the spot with mouth wide open.

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episode 16

I opened the kitchen door, and I saw a goddes on her birthday suit, I just stood glued to the spot with mouth wide open.
Transfixed to the spot, Yemi came close and welcome me with a deep kiss, she parted my lower lips, sU-Cked it and used her tongue to paint my lips, it was like she just had a bottle of red wine because I could smell that on her breath, I kissed her back, fondled her left boob, used my other hand to press her butt0ckz, it was soft and succulent. She paused and told me not to let her food get burnt.
She was turning the soup when I grabbed her from behind and use my finger to traced her beautifully shaven p—y and dip my finger into her honey pot, she smiled and giggled a little, I continue rolling my finger all around and inside he kitty. She paused while I continued manipulating her, I brought out my finger and brushed her cl!t, she shook, I pinched her p—y lips a little and she let out a soft m0an, she dropped the spoon she was holding and faced me lowering the intensity of the cooking gas.

She then said, it wasn’t fair to her that am dressed up, like someone remoted, I pulled up my shirt and trouser in a split seconds leaving my boxers and singlet. She then said again
“babe don’t you think you are still over dressed” wtih that I joined her in being Unclad.
By now her soup was done and she asked if I would like to be served, I told her I would prefer to eat her cleanly shaved p—y than any other meal. She giggled and asked “for real” I answered sure. I told her to lie on the tiles while I opened her frezzer and brouth out an opened bottle of red wine, slowly. I poured it all over her body and licked it up from her b0s0m to her navel, her eyes where shut and her mouth wide opened.

I took turns to sU-Ck the b0s0m, and then the tips, using my tongue to do an oscillatory motion around the egdes of the b0s0m before bitting the t-t, then I moved my tongue down to the navel again and drew close to her p—y, the returned back to the other boob. After like three minutes of b0s0m teasing and sU-Cking I decided to have a taste of her honey well, I took my nose down there and I could percieve an onion like smell, my JT became rock hard, but her eyes were still shut.

I placed my tongue at the entrance of her p—y, then licked it up to her cl!t and the down again, she m0aned aloud this time, and told me that’s beautiful. I poured a little wine in and around the kitty, and hurriedly sU-Cked and mopped it up, she was shaking like an epileptic patient, I paused to see the movie panning out, the she opened her eyes and asked if anything was wrong, I told her to keep shut and relax. Then I poured some wine into my mouth and took it into her p—y, I let the wine get into her p—y and the I began to sU-Ck, she was rubbing my head and telling me this is the best thing that ever happened to her.
My intentions were, since have been told she was a n.ympho, I decided to tease and romance her till she would become weak, so as not to be defeated again like FF, you know the saying that once beating twice…………. Ehnehn.

I continued sU-Cking and then I began to tongue fkcuk her, taking my tongue in and out, her o—-m was swift and I lapped up all the water coming from her, I tongue fcukk her the more, she was screaming and speking gibberish, she raised her back from the tiles and p—y shot up the more, my tongue penetrated deeper, I decided to turn it up, and I added a finger to the tongue, I was both finger fluvking and toung bleeping her at the same time, within two minutes a flood gate of living spring was realed from he V and it splasher all over my face, mouth and hand, she lied down all spent and weak, I got close to her and kissed her, she looked at my face, and began to lick of all the holy water on it, her tongue where a blessing to me as it sent shivers through my nervous system.

I was lost, then she did the unimaginable
She turned me over making me to lie on my face the she began running her finger all around my back to my butt0ckz, she was going from my back to my legs, I was quiet enjoying my self till I noticed that once in a while she would part my butt0ckz rubbed it with her palm the continued, I was lost until she did the unimagineable, she dipped her finger into my anus, at first I tought it was a mistake, the she repeat it again, I jumped up an told her to stop, she told me to calm down and enjoyed the ride, that I took her to cloud 12, and that she’s gonna return the favor. Like say she just press my mumu button, I went back to my position.

She dipped her finger into my anus, rolled it around, brought it out, dipped it again, then like someone fulcking a p—y, she started finger banging my butt0ckz. I must confess it was a very wonderful feeling, then she finally surprised me.

She took her tongue and squezzed it into a single file and dipped it into my anus, chai, it felt like what I have never felt before, till date I can’t describe the feeling, that was the greatest Sekxual feeling have ever had. I urged her on telling her am feeling her, she spit into my anus and then licked it with her tongue, seriously, I was seeing my grandfather who died the same month I was born, he was telling me how I did not meet him on earth and he wasn’t expecting us to meet so soon in the otherside.
I was brought back to life when she poured the remainig wine on my back, the coldness of the wine added to the tiles made the little tip on my chest harderned, I felt goose bumbs all over my body and she continued licking every part of me.

She turned me over, making me to lie on my back. She stood up went to her refridgerator and brought out some ice cubes, I looked up and all I could do was smile. In my mind I was like *na wetin them call you na hin you be * she placed the cube on my fore head the traced it down to my b0s0ms, rolled it over both b0s0ms then back to my face, the water from the ice were making me cold and hard at the same time, the she placed an ice on my JT and then I shouted bood of Chisos.

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episode 17

She placed an ice on my JT and sU-Cked it till it became hot, she bit the cap, rolled her tongue around it, tried sU-Cking up the whole length, she choked on it.
She asked for my CD, I couldn’t even speak, I only pointed to my trouser, she brought out the CD, placed it where it belong and then saddled me and then the journey began.
Well, Yemi was not a Kogite, but she was a N.ympho, S£x is her life, infact she was a warrior. S£x with her was food and life. Well she bleeped me till I lost my senses, but I wasn’t going to be defeated this time, she pushed me to the limit, but my dodgedness paid off.

After the whole scenario, she applauded me and told me TJ never made I feel like I just did. She complained that he lacks pre-intimacy and romance saying the only advantage he has was is long diicck. She served my food, we ate together in our Adam and Eve mode, I took some food from her mouth and we did so many rubbish.
When I was about leaving, she gave me #5000, I rejected it at first, but she insisted that has a student I would need it, as a sharp guy na, I gats collect cause omo boy was even broke during that period. If as I reject am she just wan try keep the money for her bag back, I for grab both her hand and the bag together. In my mind I was like so this is what TJ has been collecting and the mumu guy is now running, me I will die here, the lord will give me this mountain.
I got to the lodge and gave details to my guys, I had already bought soup things on my way, I told them it was courtsey of the money she gave me.
Acme: Tj so na so you dey collect money, you no come dey let us know
TJ: which money, make una free me joor
Kzee: no be money tee bring come back now?
TJ: na him know where and why she give him
Acme: TJ this one wey you dey answer angrilly, you sure say no be jealousy be that
TJ: why I go jealous? No be the girl wey I don over straff she be
Abbey: TJ, if the girl no dey give you money that means say you no dey do her well
Me: haaaa, no oooo, the lady even tell me say the long thing wey TJ carry she dey always enjoying am
TJ: your father
Acme: TJ Alonge, the Longest
We all laughed, but the look on TJ’s face was not smilling, it was written all over that he wasn’t happy with the gist I just brought or maybe it was the money. While still discussing Yemi called and I placed her on speaker when she was telling me how she wants me to come back to her that night, I told her she will only see me the following weekend due to exams, she siad she can’t wait till weekend that she would come meet me at home during the week. I told her I was going to stay in school and come back by weekend.
Halima’s case was turning to be another blockbuster as news got around that she was already making out with Flo.

Halima shocked everyone when the news of her escapades got to the lodge. If it was with Flo alone it would have been OK, but she took her goods beyond the market and got lost. The building opposite our lodge was owned by a family with two young boys both studying at the uni. Halima not only had an affair with one but both of them it became a big fight among the brothers when they both found out.

Flo gave us the details of his escapades with halima, he said her p—y was so tight and thick, he said he Mouth Action was terrible that she just turned his J0yst!ck chewing stick and left her teeth marks on it. As painful has it was he couldn’t complain, he just maintained and form enjoyment. He said when it was time to enter the promise land she told him to go raw which he declined, but she insisted that she’s not game if its not raw. As konji don hold my man he just gave in to her request. He continued “i took her lips, sU-Cked it, used my left hand to cup her b0s0m, she released a soft m0an, that gave me the motivation i needed, i left her lips and then concentrated on her firm b0s0m i took control of both, sU-Cking the right one and teasing the tip of the other, i paused and checked her face her eyes were tightly shut so i continued ministering to the b0s0m. I bit the Tips, sU-Cked the b0s0m hungrily and fiercely, her m0an!ng increase and she dug her fingers into my skin the pain was much and i Also bit her Tip very hard, she m0aned aloud, i took my hands down to her butt0ckz and sq££zed it then I moved it towards her hairy p—y, she was already a river down there, I couldn’t wait anymore so I took my rock hard Hancock and placed it at the tip of her water soaked p—y, her p—y was so thight that my J0yst!ck was finding it hard to part the red sea, I was thinking she was a virgin so I took a little Vaseline, rubbed it on the tip of my Hancock and then placed it at the tip of her opening then gradually started thrusting easily, slowly but surely there was a way where there seems to be no way.
She was in some kinda pain as my thrusting increased so I paused and went back to her b0s0m leaving my rock at her entrance, handling the b0s0m, I simultaneously kiss and t—-t into her at the same time, she gasped and finally I was in the deep. I began thrusting faster than before and she was meeting my every t—-t expertly anytime my pace drops, she moved faster and continued ,when she saw that I wasn’t that active anymore she turned me over and started ridding me in a reverse cowgirl style. She was riding me fiercely like Sharon stone in the movie basic instinct. You remember when Catherine tranmel was having the fork of the century with the detector Boaz, she did the exact style with the exception of tying my hand.

She rode me till I felt my balls tighting, I wasnt ready to end the session so I pushed her away and then turned her around and entered her from behind, the tightness of he p—y made my entrance in there very hot,and the hotness was a nice s£nsat!on I rode her crazily spanking her butt0ckz one every occasion I rammed into her, she moved her butt0ckz backwards to slam into my body and making my penetration deeper in few seconds I was close to my end and with every strength left in me I rode her mercilessly, she was screaming and I slammed her hard till I shot all my load into her.

I left my J0yst!ck in her V as we lied on the bed cuddling, two minutes later halima was asking me for another round, well what did I have to lose so I told her if she can make me hard she will get her wish. All she did was grinding her bum on my J0yst!ck in her p—y grinding it in a circular motion and before I could say jack my useless non reasoning Hancock was upstanding again and from no where the energy came back and from that same position I was banging her again faster than I have ever done, she was screaming and then……….splash, she squirted, my bedsheets, and my body was all soaked but I dint relent I continued and she became so quiet and dumb I continued and soon she was telling me that she was tired, I told her she asked for it and am not tired yet, she la!d still till I rode to my destination and poured my akamu into her”.
Me: but guy u no dey fear oooo
Flo: fear wetin na
Me: aids and gono na
Flo: that girl never too fork like that she no it get those diseases
Acme: if you know how many of una dey kpansh her ni, you won’t say dat
Flo: henhen so we plenty
Acme: you know that mechanic for that chupet side
Me: yes
Acme: he sef dey bang her

We all shouted haaaaaaaa then Acme dropped the bombshell that he had also b@nged her like five times.

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episode 18

I was in school preparing for my exams, yemi kept on calling saying she would like us to meet again, I told her to wait till weekend, she said she can’t cause she was missing me like kilode, I told her my primary aim in Ilorin is to do well in school that every other thing is secondary.
She said she was gonna come visit me in school, I told her she was welcome but ladies are not allowed into the male hostel here.

One fateful Thursday, she beeped me that she would be coming to school to see me, I told her I would be having exams till six in the evening she said she wasn’t coming in the afternoon before.
I got a call from her by eight pm saying she was in front of the hostel, I took my shirt and walked with my friends to see her. I got to where she was and all I could say was wow, she was dressed in a blue plain trouser with a well starched and ironed long sleeves shirt, her long hair were loosed and spread over her shirt given her a look of a goddess, I felt so proud that I had to give her a 360 degree hug then finished it up with a kiss and I made sure a lot of eyes saw me.
My friends couldn’t hide there amazement as they all requested for a hug and she gladly gave them.

We all went to the cafeteria, I was fond of buka 2 then, she ordered rice while I took a bowl of fufu, you know say man need to be strong for the journey ahead. We hosted all trough the meal with my friends, but instead of her just hosting alone, she placed her hand on my JT and sq££zed it once a while all through the meal.
She whispers into my ear telling me I should hurry up with the meal, that she was Hot already.
After the meal, I discharged my friends and walked her to block seven up. Block seven upnwas the deadliest block on unilorin walkway, a lot of rams were usually slaughtered there, it was usually dark maybe it was the students who took out all the bulbs or if that was how it was planned to be. It was engineering block so am sure ademoladeji knows what am talking about.

While walking on the walk way, yemi was all over me, kissing, placing my hands on her b0s0m, telling me how excited she was seeing me and all other sweet gibberish. We got to block seven, and took the stairs to the upper part, saw a very dark part close to the classroom and took her there straight away. I told her we don’t have much time so we have to be fast with what we were about to do. I told her to hold the pillar and I unbuttoned her trouser she was on a gstring so I just shifted it aside and gbam in on t—-t I was in, after like six t—-t, I remembered I had no protection on, I told her I need to go get one but she insisted that the deed is done already so I continued, I was banging her and singing hymn 444 all things bright and beautiful in my mind, cause the enjoyment of our raw skin was too much and if i don’t get my mind off it I would Pour before time. I was banging hard and our bodies were making sounds kpa, kpa, kpa,the area was so silent that anyone in block six might be hearing the sound our body was making, her m0answere silent, just little sounds hear and there. After about 3 minutes she told me her knees were weak, so I took her to the built in seats on the walk way and she sat on me facing me so as to see what going on behind me and me also seeing what’s going in behind her.
She continued hopping up and down and soon she went crazy ,slamming my J0yst!ck on a p—y like someone possessed, i was feeling pains on my d!ckson cos she was bending and squeezing it with her p—y, her meanings increased and I had to try cover her mouth with my hand but no easy she continue screaming and grinding after like a minute her momentum paused, and she placed her head on my neck and remained still, so gradually I was moving my hips to continue from where she stopped. Her m0an!ng were returning gradually when someone called out and said what Re you people doing there…

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episode 19

What are you people doing there, in one seconds, everything happening so fast, yemi was off me, nicely dressed and seated calmly some meters far away from me. I turned to look at the person calling, it was a student coming over with his babe. I just hissed and gave him a stern look, he hailed me and moved away. Yemi and I looked at ourselves and we burst into laughter. We paused and continued again until I told her its late that she need to start going.
She told me she had a surprise for me as she led me towards the hostel and stopped beside a nice Honda accord, she opened the door and told me to get in. She said she was driving me out of the school but I insisted that have got a lot to read.

She asked for a secluded place she could park and I directed her towards the SUG BUILDING we stopped under the mango tree at the coca cola canteen and then we began another round of S£x.
To cut then long story short, she left the school compound around 11pm after dropping some provisions and #2000 for me. Got to the hostel and all my guys had left for night class, so I packed my book and head straight to LT1. I tried so hard to read that night,the spirit was willing but the flesh was weak. I slept all through the night and the next morning. Thank god my paper was in the afternoon.
My sexcapades with yemi continued till second semester, while I still had some moments with Fernando flatscreeno. I met a new babe called Kemi, we had few paroles which may not be spoken of in this story. Glimpses of what happened between us might be featured in future stories, although my next storyline is purely fiction.

The last has not been heard of Acme and Ty, nor Kzee and halima, Abbeys escapades are still upcoming , mummy David made a terrible name for her self one fateful day and our landlord finally made his presence felt in the lodge. Bro Ahmed snatched one of our babes and Aisa gave Kzee a pregnancy scare.
Well, Acme and Ty finally became close and yes they did it, they b@nged really hard. I realised from Acme that if you truly loves someone you won’t be comfortable sharing your sexcapades with anyone. Acme never gave us details of the S£x but he always bore us with stories of dissaggrement whenever it arises. Need to say Ty remain a thorn in his flesh all through the relationship. For about 2 years then relationship lasted they fought for a year and six month.

Whenever they were in good terms, they seem like the perfect couple.
One of the most memorable night in the lodge was during Acme’s birthday. He was on his usual fight with Ty so KB came around. We all had fun till the evening before we decided to give the couple a little space, so we all left to watch a champions league match. After the match, we returned home to meetbAcme and KB stark n.aked we tried waking Acme but he was half dead. Kzee put on his tourch and KB p—y was up for review, it was hairy and dark, kinda flexible and wide, maybe that was an effect of the marathon banging that just happened. After the review, we covered her with a blanket but left Acme the way he was created.

After we all have eaten we tried waking Acme again but it was to no avail. So we carried him outside, (it was late so no one was around apart from us) got a bucket of water and poured it on him, he sprang up, looked at himself, looked at us and after like a minute he ran straight inside the room, it just dawned on him that KB was also Unclad. He was angry that we had to pour him water and we all said maybe he had forgotten that today is his birthday and that was a ritual only that he helped us give it a better taste Lol.
We all smiled and told him he would need to eat cause we are sure he was hungry, he collected the hard burger (bread and akara) and devoured it while we continued teasing him.

Mama Davids game was top notch, she do have about four or five guys patronizing her daily but never for once had her network jammed. On this fateful day, not only did her network jammed, Davids father also came around. She was already inside with a client when this her pot bellied regular customer packed his pathfinder at our entrance. As codede guys, we decided to keep the mans company abi na industry, we didn’t even let him drop from the car before we got close to him and told him is babe is not home, he decided to wait for her while dialling her number, the number rang but there was no response.
We continue chatting with the man cause he was fond of us and he usually bring us gifts and money whenever he shows, while Kzee went to inform is aristo babe what was happening outside. Fortunately or unfortunately David came down stairs from our landlords place and saw the man and ran to greet him. The man carried him up and asked him where is mum went and the poor boy said she wqws inside with another daddy. Gbagaun kasala don’t burst.

Immediately we heard what David said we all moved out of sight, the man got to the door and demanded that the door should be opening, but seriously, I don’t know what the man was thinking maybe he taught he was the only one s——g the hole. Mama David refuse to open the door and to everyone’s amazement this chief as he is called broke the door open, went straight to the other man and punched his face.

As if heaven was planing a national disgrace for her, Davids father walked in at that exact moment. Here she was with only a wrapper over her body, with two men struggling it out in her room and then the father if her son walks in, devil is a perfect project manager. If u can just try and imagined what happened when the other two men saw davids father, then you must have been in such a situation before Lol.
Kzee eventually caught syphillis abi na gonoreah from one of is numerous girlfriends. To make matter worse, Aisha the morning forker told him she was pregnant, at first he taught it was a joke but with the passage of time he realised that he was in deep poo, Aisha was reluctant to terminate the baby and due to the fact that she barely eat in our place there was no way Kzee could drug her and get the job done. It was seriously double wahala for dead body.
After so much persuading and pleading from all of us, aisha finally agreed to removing the foetus, but Kzee syphillis remained for over three weeks.
We took him to the clinic to have HIV test and trust the doctors at general hospital they sure gave him a scare with their counseling and lectures but eventually he was clean.

Aisha demanded that Kzee must promise her he won’t jilt her as one if the conditions for the termination, my guy instantly agreed and even swear on his grandfather’s grave, but as u all know na ,, all na wash, he didn’t have to jilt her he just withdrew his attention and at the end she was the one who jilted him.
Baba landlord eventually had an affair with one of his son’s girlfriend, as much as we tried to pocknose we couldn’t get more details cause the family buried the whole story, but rumours abound that he got the lady pregnant and even gave her two rooms to control and trust shameless girls she port from father to son like saka did etisalat and emptyhen.
Remember Jane? Abbeys babe well, she was abbeys babe till we discovered that bros Ahmed our neighbour was drawing oil from her oyel pot . abbey manned up and promised a revenge.

He planned his revenge for bros Ahmed fiancée to everyone’s amazement. We all told he he shouldnt go that far that at least Jane was not his wife but his mosque destroying babe, but he refused. He met his waterloo when the babe sets him up.
After blocking the babe, she agreed to go out with him not knowing that she was playing the whole tape for her man, the babe invited abbey over to her house with the excuse that she can’t see him in the house her man is leaving.

So abbey ventured into no mans land. He was entertained and when the show was about to begin, the lady made him pull all his clothes till he was left with his boxers only and then called her man to come in, all this while, he’s been listening to them from the other room. Abbey was well beaten, intact thoroughly beaten. Worst of it was he couldn’t give us the gist at home it was Broz Ahmed who gave us the details of the maximum shishi he received.

Kzee younger sister came to stay with us cause she was trying to get admission and was advised to try IJMB. Her name was kaffy, she was a sweet young girl. After the second semester exams Kzee traveled to ibadan to meet on of his babes and Abbey was in school area with some friends, we were just three left in the room, myself, Tj and kaffy. Kaffy usually complain to me that Tj do come under a wrapper at night but I told her tj wasn’t like that, this guy you are talking about is an Alfa and you are even too small for him. So i taught ooooo, until one night kaffy pinched me on the bed as we had both planned and I saw mr tj sneaking and trying to open this young girl wrapper. She slapped his hand and told me that shebi I have seen who I was defending.

I felt so embarrassed and short of words. I reported the case to Kzee and advised he should get a place for her cause that was the second attempt to raoe the young girl. The first attempt was by Abbey, he got home early one raining day all soaked and met kaffy inside with all windows close, he also closed the door under the pretence that he was cold and then try to over power the young girl. Thank God Kzee was coming around during that time it was her scream he heard from afar and ran to the door to meet it locked.

He knocked and when abbey heard his voice he had no choice than to let the poor girl be, she ran out of the room with a turn skirt and bra.
After our second semester exams, the landlord gave us quit notice, saying we were too much in one room, he gave his condition that only Acme and one other person could stay in the room. We all decided to keep our loads there till we return and get a new place.

Unfortunately for Abbey he was expelled for not getting good grades, the rest of continued and I and Kzee lived together for the later part of our years in school. Tj had to return home cause his IJMB result wasn’t good enough to get admission into the uni, Ismail was also expelled in his finally year due to his unseriousness, Halima finally gained admission into kwara poly with the help of Kzee helping her with her waec, she did come to Lagos for the exam and was lodged in kzee’s house, trust Kzee now, he gave her maximum prickhood.

***THE END***

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