[STORY] Single But Living Married (Episode 1-15)

Episode 1 “You see snakie, u need to go to the university, dont be deceived by the money that’s coming your way now, you will have plenty of money when you graduate. As for the girls, there are many of them in the university. Big, small, thin, fat, dark or light skinned…you will get them plentiful. ….just try and gain admission and you will see that girls will start coming your way unlike this one you are disturbing yourself with presently”……..(My uncle advise) I was surprised hearing from my uncle who graduated from the university two years earlier that I will get enough girls to bleep once I gain admission into the university….”so, na how babes plenty 4 those university b dis? Then I must gain admission for me to get enuf bleeping” I said to myself… Fastforward to some months after, I already passed my jamb and eventually gained admission after my name came out on the final list. This was not after we knew somebody that knows someone and connected us to somebody that knows the right person and was able to give tips to that right person before my name came out…..This was more reason I was frustrated about university in the first place cos how will u explained someone that scored 253 in jamb and had all his SSCE result completed but still has to tip someone before he could gain admission. A night before my first day in school, my mother called me to advise me…… (I will say this in yoruba and translate) “snakie, eti e melo…”meji ni ma”…..kilo fi nse….”mo fi ngboro ni ma”…….jhoor oko mi, owo oniru, owo oniyo ati owo alata la fe fi ran e lo si ile iwe…..to ba de skool, ranti omo eni to nse, ma kegbe kegbe, ma rin rin kurin, iwe e ni ko koju mo…..eyi to se pataki ju nipe, ma kobinrin, ma ba won ni girlfriend kaakiri, koju mo iwe e….even to ba ma lobinrin, eyokan ti to e, de je ki nmo……oko mi, sori awa obinrin, idi o yato sidi ooo, oju ni gbogbo eyin okunrin ma ndo, eyin okunrin le ni orisirisi oko but iho kan na lowa lara awa obinrin……..so, ma tele oju kiri, to ba ti nikan, gbamu daada ko de ma tele fine face kaakiri”…….”mo ti gbo ma, e seun ma” Meaning…….”Snakie, hw many ears do u have…”two ma”…what are they mearnt for?…”to listen ma”…my son, the money we are using to send you to school is from our hard earned sweat, when you get to school, pls remember the child of whom you are, dont join bad gangs, dont go to where you are not suppose to be, focus on your book pls and the most important thing is that you should never follow girls….even if you want to have girlfriend, one is okay for you and you can let me know her, you know one thing aboug girls is that, our Kitty-Cat are not different from each other, its faces that you guys bleep (u see different fine girls and u want to bleep her but in reality its the same Kitty-Cat she has that your girlfriend have too), we are not like you guys that have different sizes of dickson, all ladies have just one hole….pls my son, dont follow face and be bleeping all around, when you get the perfect person pls be ohk with her my son……”thank you ma, have heard all what you said and I wont disappoint you ma.”…I replied” PLEASE SIT BACK, RELAX AND ENJOY All Rights for this work is Reserved: This work exclusively belongs to the author [Snakie86] and is protected under copyright laws. The Title, thoughts, plot, characters, settings, quotes and all its contents are properties of the author. No part of this work; either in parts or in whole should be reproduced in any format; electronic or otherwise without permission from the author.

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